𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐲

Haytham Kenway, here from Boston to answer Tumblr's most delighted questions. @MythicalVoid787 's first RP blog some voice impressionist got bored and made an account representing the great Haytham Kenway from the 2012 game, assassins creed 3. a Grandmaster Templar from the Colonial Rite.

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

Welcome to my first RP blog, here are the rules and other things.

First, I come from the user MythicalVoid787, show some support to my main channel!

This us mostly meant for fun, I'll respond by how my view of Haytham would, which I'll explain my view later.

Rules

NSFW is allowed, but not to the severity of in detail intercourse.

I'm fine with any questions so long as they're not too personal (location, other main account socials, etc.)

My View of Haytham:

my AU Haytham is like Haytham Canonic to the game. Cold, smart, sarcastic, and sometimes witty. Outside of that, I am willing to act as another and different Haytham to your AU, just describe it the best you can in parenthesis. If you see this in my posts: "(*words*)" then that is the OOC(out of character) spectrum of it.

"May the father of understanding guide us" and you.

[andthenshedrew]

[cippicat]

Ahwwwww that’s so romantic @thegrandmasterhaytham 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"yes, I appreciate her very much."

[darkandstormyranger]

sure you don’t, Grand Master

[cippicat]

@shaycormac-templar don’t tease the grandmaster xD @thegrandmasterhaytham

Only @assassinbearconnor and Miss Jenny can

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"my father may as well"

@badassedwardk : "You bet I can son!"

[arnodorian]

I've always wondered how Shay would react when Haytham introduces Connor. Shay'd take out his weapon and be like, "SIR! THAT'S AN ASSASSIN! GET BACK!" and Connor'd just take out his tomahawk with his famous I-don't give-a-fuck look. Before the two could fight, Haytham stops them and gives them the don't-you-dare look and then looks at Shay and says, "He is my son."

Then Connor just sort of, side glance/glares at them both like

And Shay is just

“I beg your pardon, Sir?”

Meanwhile Haytham is like..

[cippicat]

I think that’s what exactly happened

@assassinbearconnor

@thegrandmasterhaytham

@shaycormac-templar

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

“very close to”

“what quite frankly occurred was I was walking with my son, bowing him around New York like any good father when Shay chose to make his appearance”

“he tried to attack Connor but I was lucky enough to have noticed him before he tackled my son”

“during the talk-”

@shaycormac-templar : “I yelled ‘Thats an Assassin Grandmaster!’”

“in which I responded that he is my son”

“I bought him a drink after.”

[cippicat]

please tell me that @assassinbearconnor got drunk xD ?

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"Absolutely not! I got him a lead to follow"

[arnodorian]

I've always wondered how Shay would react when Haytham introduces Connor. Shay'd take out his weapon and be like, "SIR! THAT'S AN ASSASSIN! GET BACK!" and Connor'd just take out his tomahawk with his famous I-don't give-a-fuck look. Before the two could fight, Haytham stops them and gives them the don't-you-dare look and then looks at Shay and says, "He is my son."

Then Connor just sort of, side glance/glares at them both like

And Shay is just

“I beg your pardon, Sir?”

Meanwhile Haytham is like..

[cippicat]

I think that’s what exactly happened

@assassinbearconnor

@thegrandmasterhaytham

@shaycormac-templar

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"very close to"

"what quite frankly occurred was I was walking with my son, bowing him around New York like any good father when Shay chose to make his appearance"

"he tried to attack Connor but I was lucky enough to have noticed him before he tackled my son"

"during the talk-"

@shaycormac-templar : "I yelled 'Thats an Assassin Grandmaster!'"

"in which I responded that he is my son"

"I bought him a drink after."

[felassanis]

I just had such a diabolical thought.

Haytham may hate Edward in some capacity or at the very least feels some kind of dhame about him as denoted with his conversation with Adéwalé. Saying Edward had "no sense of shame". Haytham seems to feel some kind of superiority over this.

But...Edward changed in the end. He saw the error of his selfish ways, and eventually dedicated to bettering himself for the sake of his family.

Haytham....couldn't change in the end. Not even for Connor. Not for his son. Haytham just could not for the life of him alter his course yet there's so much evidence that is telling that he DOES think about it. There's little nuggets of weakness that show a man who does want to be a father. Even acts like it at times when he doesn't have the fucking right to. It's a role he subconsciously wants to fill for Connor.

But in the end he couldn't change. Not like Edward did.

And I think there's something so potently tragic about that. I think Edward WOULD be ashamed to see Haytham the way he turned out but ESPECIALLY because he refused to alter his ways for the sake of his family.

[assassinautistartist]

Daaaammnn that’s good analysis

what do you think @badassedwardk and @thegrandmasterhaytham?

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"No, I love my father regardless of his actions"

"I apologize for what I said, but Adéwalé had fueled an irrational anger in me, which was what brought my harsh words"

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[lilayart]

Yes yes, Connor, we know.

One of dem sketch requests was too damn good to be a sketch xp

[assassinautistartist]

@badassedwardk

@thegrandmasterhaytham

@assassinbearconnor

This is funny

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

“I realize how illogical my family can be”

[assassinautistartist]

what does your dad and son say about it?

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"My son believes he's the most sane and Father knows how rough-edged this family is"

[lilayart]

Yes yes, Connor, we know.

One of dem sketch requests was too damn good to be a sketch xp

[assassinautistartist]

@badassedwardk

@thegrandmasterhaytham

@assassinbearconnor

This is funny

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"I realize how illogical my family can be"

[cippicat]

New book

But that's @assassinbearconnor and @thegrandmasterhaytham and Edward

But also @shaycormac-templar

[badassedwardk]

"YOU FORGOT TO MENTION ME LAD"

[cippicat]

Sorry XD XD

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"please sober up father."

[kaschra]

Happy Birthday to my dearest @andthenshedrew!

The yearly Hayziio picture lol

[cippicat]

@thegrandmasterhaytham So romantic 🥰🥰🥰

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"she is an angel."

"I love her dearly"

[everynineyearsandthirtyfourdays]

Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (2026) Developer: Ubisoft Singapore | Publisher: Ubisoft Directors: Paul Fu, Richard Knight | Writer: Darby McDevitt

[callme-mag]

I still hate Ubisoft for deciding to go all out on remastering this game while doing the bare minimum for AC3

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"so yes admin told me about programming".

"they mashed our 'polygons' for our 'models' to make room for the details, so it was mostly for the sky and trees, better background, worse... Us."

[canis-venaticus]

Shay and Jacob

They look so alike. I’m not even kidding.

[cippicat]

I don’t think they look so alike, But I think that they would be drinking buddies

@shaycormac-templar

[shaycormac-templar]

“I ain’t a fan of Europeans, or assassins but lemme tell ya he would too, currently drinking with the Grandmasters father right now!”

[cippicat]

I agree

And @thegrandmasterhaytham will have to collect his father’s drunken arse and take him home to his furious wife 🤣🤣🤣

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"I.. would indeed"

@badassedwardk : "I'm having the time of my life son!"

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

Son...

My father found out and he's on the platform-

@assassinbearconnor: you mean my grandfather?

Indeed I am referring to-

@badassedwardk: hello son- hello my beautiful Grandson- I'm here! Cheers!

He's drunk.

@assassinbearconnor : I.. can tell.

[pandaaaaaaaaxd]

😌The old father was a little too concerned about the height difference between himself and his son

[cippicat]

Technically this massive height is in @thegrandmasterhaytham genetic 😅😅😅

Both @assassinbearconnor grandparents are very tall

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"it was his native ancestry that gave him his beloved height and strength, as short as I fatefully admit I am, I'm proud he has grown to be the way he is."

[doodleducks]

I offer you some assassin Haytham au doodles in these trying times.

[assassinautistartist]

@thegrandmasterhaytham and @assassinbearconnor

this is soo cute

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"I wish I could've changed my path, I regret the one I currently follow but I have no choice but to be lead that way."

"Connor would understand."

@assassinbearconnor: "I do now father."

[aquilaofarkham]

Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway + Disgust

[cippicat]

He took that scowl from his father @thegrandmasterhaytham

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"sometimes I do not want to be around people."