[robinsmoyo]

This is the one!! All 2016 skam stans rise

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Just why? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Get this off your blog, this car is great.

[such-justice-wow]

CHANGE YOUR BLOG URL

[atma-starfish-deactivated201902]

[beca-mitchell]

god, grant me the confidence and audacity of alexis rose

[vkelleyart]

Another favorite scene from Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. (All these pieces have been touched up since they’ve been posted to Twitter, so you might see teeny changes here and there.)

“I don’t know how Baz feels. His face is stone, and when we get out of London, tears start to fall from his eyes. He doesn’t wipe them or blink them away, so they streak down his cheeks and cling to his jaw.” 

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is peak comedy

[blockberrycreative]

good morning bisexuals

[blockberrycreative]

good afternoon bisexuals

[blockberrycreative]

good night bisexuals

[blockberrycreative]

happy pride month bisexuals

[p1325]

2000′s Pop Albums (Cassette Edition)

[rosalielesbianhale]

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:

[fasttiger]

[alphacrone]

i’m going to invent the anti-alexa. she’ll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. 

[alphacrone]

WAIT

[alphacrone]

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

[everythingfox]

Great job, Wally

[ruffboi-mags]

Turn on the sound, the music really makes this video pop

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[stars-bean]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[swprequels]

me and my 60 year old work best friend

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

"This Dominos in San Antonio. People are working around the clock during this duel crisis of coronavirus and massive power outage. They had a weekend worth of food and it was gone within 4 hours. This team helped those that needed help. These are the essential workers that need recognition. They were the only place open in their community that was open. Every pizza place was closed but dominos stayed open to help those in need. Don’t let me ever, ever, ever hear you say these people don’t deserve a living wage. Swear to GOD don’t let me hear you say it!!"

[symphonicseauxl]

Every single worker in that store needs a 10k bonus and a paid 3 week vacation. Anything less is not enough in my opinion