Won't you accompany me to die?

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[blackblooms]

Irredeamable is out!

Trailer Music: Destiny by Alexandr Zhelanov https://www.youtube.com/c/AlexandrZhelanovsMusic

Play Irredeamable on Gamejolt here! Or play it on Itch.io Here!

About Irredeamable

Irredeamable is my latest project, a semi-linear action-adventure game, where you control this little bundle of anger and angst in her quest to recover her lost powers and bring forth the end of the world.

Join Irredeamable Gamejolt community here! Follow me on twitter here!

The game has a heavy emphasis on combat, with a bit of platforming, and a whole lot of boss fights. There is also some mysterious lore to be uncovered by those willing to brave the world's deepest, darkest depths. My main goal with this account is to spread awareness of the game as i work on it. I'll post threads about the game content, characters, and world, with occasional distractions such as my unhinged game design thoughts and ideas. Don`t hesitate to share thoughts and engage, i love nothing more than to talk about writing and game design.

[blackblooms]

Welp, its going to be a long 2 weeks until deltarune chapter 5 comes out....if only there was a really fun game, that was free, short and readily available for you to obsess upon until then... ....if only....

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[roarrzilla]

[the-macintosh-system]

Mute Guy beats up a Spider after talking to a robot

Like yeah this IS technically doom 2016 but like. I feel like it doesn’t encapsulate the game quite right.

Mute Autistic guy with a special interest of Guns beats up a traumatized spider and talks to asshole robot

And like. That’s more accurate, but it sounds way less boring?

@moonisagremlin @moonsfavoritedaughter

[moonsfavoritedaughter]

cannibal family kidnaps teenagers and kills them :3

[archaicfirehydrants]

✨capitalism✨

[squishkitt-deactivated20260421]

guy goes climbing

[agentleem]

You gotta keep a bonfire lit

[al3x-always]

guys these arent boring im actually really intrigued like what the hell

[agentleem]

I would try to describe warframe boringly but I don’t think I can even describe warframe regularly

[kenidur1561]

Child telekeneticly pilots a war machine except it’s actually made of living stuff

…

Yeah, you’re right.

[gam1ngx]

funny robot goes into low place and [figuratively] shits on a angel with immense daddy issues

[thegreatlazule]

Art student with daddy issues and moral dilemmas kills the world unintentionally

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[rtm-drlng]

"who asked" would that be one

[thegreatlazule]

Yup, as would be any sort of dismissal of an argument that's been repeated several times so as to become engrained in language to the point people stop questioning it.

[rtm-drlng]

Omg sybau

[thegreatlazule]

wow youre good at giving examples

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[dingostrash]

Spent like 3 hours making these. I am NOT good at making things for my miis😭

[mousegirlheart]

oiling up my slutty mice

[eternal-fractal]

Huh. Is this like, a tutorial of how to safely remove mice from a glue trap?

[mousegirlheart]

yes! they shall live to slut another day!

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[willgrahamscock]

[imjunebitch]

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[ashstfu]

[thegreatlazule]

They made like 5 movies on why this is a terrible idea. You shitlet

[ashstfu]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

x

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???