Cosimo Galluzzi
Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE
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@theartofmadeline
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Fai_Ryy
Doug Jones
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@thegreatreblogger
Just giving the ol' girl another presence on the interwebs. dOLiA*s, my dELiA*s parody, is a catalog of my ball-jointed dolls and their clothes and accessories.
Even if you're not a doll fan, check this out cause it was a passion project and turned out 100% how I wanted it to.
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2020 Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony
Guys I’m still alive.
Only now I’m 37 years old. OH MY GOD THIRTY-SEVEN THAT SOUNDS SO FREAKIN OLD NO!!!!
I refuse to be 37. I’m still 12.
It is my birthday very soon just watch me pull the, “but it’s my birthday next week,” card at every single possible moment
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
HAHAHAH
Fact: Bisexual women and lesbians used to give each other violets to symbolize their love in the early 20th century, referencing a poem by Sappho. Gay and bisexual men used to wear carnations, a trend started by Oscar Wilde. Gay and bisexual communities have always been intertwined, sharing in each other’s love and struggles and creating history together.
Carnations are red Violets are blue But both used to mean I’m so gay for you
reblogging for the most romantic poem i’ve ever read.
I know it’s not Valentine’s Day anymore, but there’s just never enough Holtz in my life tbh.
Maybe not in March, 2017... but now... ;D
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
Until you ran over your fingers
or your long hair
me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
https://xkcd.com/231/
ACCURATE.
#secretmessage 😉
i need to know how
I think they did it through purling the letters and knitting the rest, as purling will indent out. As a background thing, ‘knitting’ is basically two main stitches, knitting and purling, knitting makes the nice V pattern, and purling is the squiggly pattern that you see. Purling is the reverse of knitting, b/c if you were to see the other side, it would appear that ‘gay’ is outlined by purls and colored in by knits.
@fallingpanicdiscoboy The Next Level
Close @infinity-ending! But you have to purl the inverse of the pattern on the next row, otherwise you can still see the stripes and the words arent legible at an angle 😁 google ‘illusion knitting ’ and there’s some good tutorials.
real-world disruptor tech for if you don’t want to see or be seen by straight people
illusion knitting is fun stuff, you can knit all kinda secret messages into your scarf.
If the person in possession of my voodoo doll would PLEASE hug it
Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.
This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.
Please make this real
I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class
YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT
And my new favorite:
Sorry I’ve been MIA. Depression is a bitch and I’m in the middle of an honest-to-Bob existential crisis. AHAHAHAHA kill me BUT DON’T BECAUSE THEN THERE IS NOTHING AND I DON’T WANT TO NOT EXIST fuck
WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS ON JANUARY 1st???
Queue this for next year, December 31, 8 AM then everyone can know about it
