it's a party for one

im melody and i really love waffles

[sexemulators]

[bluebirdsonawire]

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

[xetl]

[stability]

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

[best-of-memes]

[maleficent2014]

[thepumpkinqueen93]

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

[geektoriasecret]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

[indianajcnes]

WOMB NUGGET

[summershadowtwin]

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

[written-on-polaroids]

I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me because I’ve spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was leave.

(via unfollovving)

[afrorevolution]

[torracat]

talkin to ur crush like

[mysharona1987]

[necclibrary]

YES.

[towardsmorning]

I once saw someone point out something I hadn’t really considered before- libraries are one of the only places that are warm and dry where you can stay for long periods of time if you have no money. If you’re someone with nowhere to go during the daytime, they provide a safe environment in which to keep a roof over your head for a while- and all while you can access information.

So yes. This.

[edwardspoonhands]

It’s weird…libraries almost feel /wrong/ now. It’s like I walk in and think “This is great…where do I put my money?”

[overthinkingkdrama]

Young Ho on his ideal woman.

I just had to screen cap these because I love this aspect of his character so much, and it’s a big part of what’s making this drama work for me. He’s not trying to get her to match some kind of body ideal, he just wants her to be her healthiest self. And he likes her already, not because of what she looks like but because of who she is.

It’s so sweet and perfect.

[nae-ireumeun]

Shin Min-ah & So Ji-sub for GIORDANO || Their chemistry has always been insane

[thegreatthighgap]

MOM AND DAD UGHHH i love them

[broriarty]

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[j-velle]

This took such a left turn

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

i am dead.

[aliewa]

WELL

[buccky]

mr crocker and timmy turner’s voice actors making a vine together gives me life

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

[pyrophobicfireman]

what

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

mount rushmore 

[ewebie]

get out