The Guy With The Book

A little of this, a little of that. Not as much nudity as there used to be, but I'll work on that. Gig em an God bless. Pokémon Go friend code 8098 8970 2792!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[h0odrich]

[mjalti]

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Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twitblr]

Companies pretending to care about LGBTQ people:

[winterfellharington]

Jon and Tyrion when they have to go back and admit that Sansa was right 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[bronwynn]

[ruinedchildhood]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[goddesssword]

[stegozavr]

pokemon catholic and pokemon orthodox

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

😬

[hobnob-69]

2 queens: *lip syncing*

Queens in the back row:

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