My Life Is My Own, And I Plan On Owning It

IG: jrey_of_sunshine. 25 year old living in Texas.

[phantomrose96]

Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

[phantomrose96]

I JUST REMEMBERED

BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT

JACUZZI SPLOT

[phantomrose96]

There are 3 kinds of tags on this post

Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”

HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition

Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me

[phantomrose96]

WH–

[chongoblog]

CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[nighttiger314]

[curioscurio]

i hate myself for making this

[indoorhyena]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kttniss]

[stelloids]

he really is just a lil marshmallow, isn’t he

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[angryladies]

some pride month humor for y’all

[regrettablyjake]

I’m obsessed.

[regrettablyjake]

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

[kyuubijrr]

I'm-

[vua-dreams]

y’all are missing the best part

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

When he makes that *last* little grunt: 😰👉🏻👈🏻

My guts:

[thickness-protection-program]

His kids in your guts

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

His kids getting flushed down the toilet

[whatareyouryanfor-deactivated20]

I..

[theinnocentjan]

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

Every Girl Needs To See This.

[prettyballoons-deactivated20250]

THIS NEEDS TO BE THE MOST REBLOGGED SHIT ON TUMBLR.

[2-22am-deactivated20210708]

“20” is for firing dudes when they don’t act right

[elliewiliams]

Floor Is Lava (Netflix) 2020

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

[anthonyyyyyyyyyyy]

[jetgrindvizio]

I can just feel some of YALL un-see this

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

I broke my hiatus to reblog this post.

[thelonelyhobbitcub]

This is exceptionally fine tea. 🧐

[poppers-milkshake-deactivated20]

Would like to add that Native Americans generally, in my experience, fall way below Blacks in that list. Otherwise, tea

[loveallthegays]

Like you said in your first message we’re not the same. I never had a girlfriend but Bram did. And I didn’t have super religious parents but Justin did. Every one of my friends had a little bit to offer. A little piece of the puzzle. They weren’t sitting around laughing about your life they were in your corner listening and helping and cheering you on.