He was ever the viper. No man dared tread on him.

fuck it.

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[murdershegoat]

this is the funniest response i’ve ever received. sir, do you really think that’s bill nye?

[averagefairy]

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

[catchymemes]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh fuck is this where this request was from

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

[wheel-of-misfortune]

[mereoleonawifecity]

So since Disney plus is coming out just want to let everyone one know the duckduckgo search engine is great at finding pirated movies and show sights

[liketolaugh-writes]

This way explains why I have such a hard time finding movies online. Fucking copyright takedowns. I should have thought of using a different search engine

[ratfuck]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

That’s horrible! Piracy is illegal. Thats why im spreading this post so people know what not to do

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

[bunniope]

great! i love horror movies!

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

[toastbutteregg]

i dont know whether to award him dad of the year or not

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe people who stubbornly defend the flat earth theory are space enthusiasts who secretly hope to be taken into space for free and shown the proof of earth’s curvature.

[targent]

can lizards be stopped?

short answer: no

[shinybeedrill]

what is the long answer?

[sauteedchildren]

definitely not

[idontwantsurgery-deactivated201]

[disbandandisperse]

and they’re usually not that brilliant and careful either. 99％ of the time the police are just incompetent! Ted Bundy literally jumped out a window and escaped police custody because they weren’t watching him

A victim literally escaped Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment naked with a hole drilled in his head and unable to speak but police let Dahmer take him back to his apartment like everything was ok!

And I guess he doesn’t count as a serial killer but Eric Harris had already been making threats and harrassing students to an extreme degree before Columbine- police literally had a search warrant but they just never acted on it. If they had, they would have found the guns and pipe bombs and the shooting could have been easily prevented. They even tried to cover this up afterwards.

Serial killers and mass murders are usually not that smart, police have just historically refused to do their actual jobs.

[hooray4skeleton]

always remember that the “genius serial killer” narrative is a blatant cover for the fact that the police will always look the other way when it comes to white cis men exhibiting blatantly violent and hateful behavior

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[catchymemes]

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

[wakewithgiggli]

Jesus fuck. that last part about the kid. This company deservers whatever’s coming to them.

[geekandmisandry]

[subtubitles]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[mysharona1987]