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$230.00 - Glamorous Big Foot, Innocent Nymph Forest Gown

Part of an artistic series of dresses made from human and synthetic hair, exploring the mythos of beauty and the attractive/repulsive impulses we have. The Forest Nymph Dress features cut and styled blond interwoven with strawberry blond hair in a meticulously crafted pattern. This gown also features a lovely, alluring train of locks. You will never see something like this again! Feel free to email me with any questions. Turn. Heads.

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$39.99  NUDE TRANPARENT ZENTAI suit

When ordering, we recommend you choose your size based on your height. If you feel you exceed the weight range then you may want to go up in size.  Zentai is a tight-fitting catsuit made of stretchy lycra spandex fabric that covers the entire body, also the face. Zentai comes most likely from japanese word Zenshin Taitsu, that means "full-body tights".  How to breath? Since Zentai is made of fabric and not for example latex, you can breathe trough the mask quite easily. The basic shiny zentai suit is often made of nylon/lycra blend, a similiar fabric to what is used for swimming suits and bike shorts.  How to see? You can see while wearing a zentai, enough to do simple tasks. The quality of vision is relative to the thickness and colour of the fabric. Generally speaking dark colours gives you better vision.  How to get into? The basic zentai has a zipper in the back. So you can easily get into your zentai suit. And you can select "crotch zipper" option. 

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$9.99

Barbie Pet Beauty Dog and Pink Bed

This is a great pet and bed for Barbie!! These are in Excellent Condition! This is from 1979 or 1981-I cannot find a date.

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$3.59  Mr Bean Celebrity Face Mask for Halloween Masquerade Fancy Dress Parties

Cosplay Mr Bean Mask for Halloween Masquerade

Perfect for Halloween masquerade parties and trick-or-treat.

Size: 8.3*7.9in/21*20cm(approx.) Weight: 1.8oz / 51g

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$19.95   Squirrel Foot Key Holder

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You will get ONE of these real Squirrel Foot Key hook wall mount taxidermy paw with claws furry fur key holder hanger. Photos are stock photos, you may not get these exact paws but ones very similar. The hands hands themselves are about 1 3/4 inch to 2 1/2 inches long and are dried and preserved stiff. The screw sticks out about an additional 5/8 inch. Squirrel foot wall mounts can be used to hang items such as keys, necklaces, lanyards, charms, etc, and they also just look plain weird and creepy sticking out of a wall all by themselves as if a real fantasy horror creature is actually coming out of your wall. Multiple types of animal paws available. For other kinds of wall mount hands and paws, follow the ANIMAL PARTS link below or convo or email me to inquire. Most kinds of paws I carry can be converted to wall mounts. 

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$40.00 (current bid) MINI CUSTOM REALISTIC BABY OR ELF BABY- BY BALOO HALLOW

~Welcome to BALOO HALLOW~

~A Place for Babies and Elves~

  This is for 'ONE'custom miniature sculpted baby or baby elf! These miniature babies and elves measure 1 1/2 to 2 1/4 inches. I can also sculpt smaller if you would like as well, just let me know what size you need. I sculpt all my babies free-hand and they are One Of A Kind Sculptures. Many hours go into sculpting and creating these little ones! I use Polymer clay, Genesis Heat set oil paints that will never fade, and Premium English mohair!

    You can choose any details you want including:

~Hair color

~Position

~Gender -Anatomically correct or gender neutral

~Any other details you would like to add

~After purchasing just email me with all your details.

  You can also choose open eyed little ones! I use black German glass beads.

  "Coming home with your new baby or elf" :

Soft white fur blanket

Certificate of authenticity with your name of choice

  ~Completion time would be about 3 to 5 days~

Please note that all babies in these pics are only showed for examples of previous work :)

  Also each additional baby ships for free!!!

Have fun adopting from Baloo Hallow today!

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$45.00 Knitted Goldfish in a Lightbulb

Yes, a teeny-tiny hand-knitted goldfish artfully displayed in a hollowed out 40W light bulb. This item has a bit of a long history - the goldfish design is my own and was originally made as part of a knitted aquarium for an animated film. I have since made mobiles, keychains and mascots using this pattern. A few months ago I saw a tutorial on how to hollow out old light bulbs and had an epiphany - what if I made a mini aquarium inside a lightbulb? Making the fish (who has lifelike teddy eyes and mini orange sequins sewn onto his body) was the easy part. Knitting and crocheting the water weed - a breeze. Getting them into an empty lightbulb and finding a way of securing them safely was another matter - it has taken hours of prodding with forceps, wires, knives and wrestling with plugs of air-drying clay to get the arrangement I wanted and for it to stay where I wanted! However, eventually the job was done and the bulb mounted on a hand crafted wooden base, varnished in dark walnut. So if you fancy your very own goldfish in a lightbulb, here it is..... The fish and weed have been knitted in varigated crochet cotton on 2mm knitting needles.

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$9.75

Furkin Merkin Hairy Panties by MommyFrouFrou

How do i start to describe this item! this is a hilarious thing to suprise people with.  This is a brand new pair of cotton womens underwear, with a faux fur patch sewn to the front in the shape of an inverted triangle The fur i use is very shaggy and soft. Not recommended for bridal lingerie! j/k The underwear is still fully machine washable, but it's better to hand wash if you want to take good care of your furkin merkin to keep it fluffy. i have womens S, M, L< Sometimes i have mens Tighty Whities.. but please PM me first!

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$20.00

Just Gotta Pee Candy 4 Specimen Cup Special

Be the life at your next anatomy class. 4 real specimen cups filled with real candy pee.

4 real specimen cups

A great gift for med students and health professionals

Tangy lemon flavor

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$98.00

Money Bean Bag

Overview:

* Dollas for your derrière

* Comfy, oversized bean bag in a playful stacked-bill shape

* Bears a digital copy of an authentic $100 bill - dirt and all

* A touch of whimsy charm for any area

* Soft n' cushy construction

* A fun conversation piece

Measurements:

* 51"l, 21"w, 16"h

Content & Care:

* Polyester

* Spot clean

* Imported

Reviews:

"I love it, I want them all. The printing looks super real. It is very comfortable and a great size. All my friends love it and are super pumped when they see it." --LuckyLKG

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$2.69

Newborn Baby Kid Girl Elastic Flower Headband Hairband

Brand new & high quality

Cute baby headband making your lovely princess and prince stand out ! Delicate

Soft material, novel style, fashion modeling lovely.

High-grade elastic bud silk fabrics, comfortable breathe freely

Throughout the year all can use !

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£19.99

Vintage Reliable Composition Baby Doll

You are bidding on a gorgeous "Reliable" Canadian composition Baby Doll

She has "Reliable, Made in Canada" on the back of her head.

She measures approx 42cm high

She has moulded brown hair and sleeping blue eyes with brown eyelashes.

The hair paint is slightly rubbed in places

She has an open mouth expression with two front teeth visible

She has a small split on the corner of one of her eyes and small patches of crazing on her face

Her body and limbs are in good condition with no missing digits! Although she has numerous patches all over her, where the paint has rubbed, due to being well loved and well played with!

She is wearing a delightful hand knitted outfit of a green and white dress and a white cardigan with green edging

SHE WILL BE SENT BY 1st CLASS RECORDED DELIVERY

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$9.99  Set of Two Red Solo Cup Wine Glass, 2 Redneck with Style

This listing is for a set of two Red Solo Cup Wine Glasses.

Be the hit of the party with these fun Red Solo Cup Wine Glasses! The cups are authentic Red Solo Cups and have a 4" glass base. I add a different color stone to each glass so that you can tell your drinks apart! 

These cups really make a party, are fun gifts, and are great for just enjoying a drink in your backyard! 

Handwash only please:)

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$9.98

Vtg Sterling Scandinavian Jewelry Mid Century Modern Broach Designer T Vigeland

Very original, EXCELLANT condition! see photos., IMPRESSED MARKING, GUILLOCHE ENAMEL IN EXCELLANT CONDITION, A VERY FEW MICRO TINY SURFACE SCRATCHES TO ENAMEL, NOTICEABLE ONLY W/ A JEWELRY LOOP OR MAGNIFIER LENS. NO CHIPS, CRACKS, BITES, DAMAGES, LOSSES or concerns NOT MENTIONED.. STERLING SILVER EXCELLANT CONDITION BUT NEEDS POLISHED A BIT, WE NEVER ATTEMPT TO CLEAN OR POLISH ANYTHING, LEAVING ORIGINAL PATINA, LEAVING THESE CRITICAL DECISIONS UP TO YOU THE EXPERTS.

JUST OBTAINED FROM A 100 YEAR OLD ESTATE OF 3 GENERATIONS , ALL BEING OFFERED AT AUCTION AND TO BE SOLD WITHOUT RESERVE TO SETTLE ESTATE FOR HEIRS, NEVER BEFORE ON THE OPEN MARKET!!! THIS AMAZING MID CENTURY MODERNIST DESIGNER BROACH,SIGNED "T" WITHIN A "V", PRODUCED BY SCANDINAVIAN JEWLER 'TONE VIGELAND' IN THE LATE 1950'S VERY EARLY 1960'S" STYLIZED INTERLOCKING ASSYMETRICAL LOOP FORM FEATURES RUBY TONE GUILLOCHE ENAMEL ON STERLING SILVER. BEAUTIFULLY IMPRESSED MARKINGS ON REVERSE, SEE PHOTOS" HAND crafted in FINLAND W/ METICULOUS DETAILING AND ARTISTRY..

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$15.00

Ripped or Torn T-Shirt or swimsuit cover. Brown, woman's size medium.

Brown, woman's size medium, hand-torn, and 100% cotton T. Wear over a tank for that 'layered' look or over your favorite swimsuit. Design will show off your curves! Each shirt a one-of-a-kind creation!

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295.00 €

Corset Mask

Patent leather and satin mask with leather lining and satin laces.

Available colors:

fuchsia pink patent leather (face)/black satin (nose)

powder pink patent leather (face)/powder pink satin (nose)

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$11.95

Beaver Butter Body Butter Luxurious Body Lotion

This luxurious body lotion has natural healing ingredients and a non-greasy feel. Made in Riverside, Iowa.

Our friends love this lotion, and have used it on their bellies during pregnancy, on dry hands from wearing medical gloves and dishwashing, and we have a few men use it on their faces after shaving.

It's a high quality lotion with a fun name!