Tim

Yes, as in Tim Drake-Wayne. This is a side blog. You will never know my main. My pronouns are he/him.

[totallytimtastic]

My pronouns are he/him, don't call me Timothy or Timmy. My name is Tim.

I'm not going to tell you any inside secrets about the company, so don't try to ask.

I'm here to bully @thegreatflyinggrayson

[this is an rp account]

This account is occasionally pg-13 or suggestive- minors do NOT interact with those posts, please!

OC interaction is fine! Just be sure to double check with anyone who might be directly effected, such as direct relatives, clones, etc.

I run @thegreatflyinggrayson , @totallytimtastic , @future-mr-darcy , and @brucie-wayne-official   (these rules apply on all of my blogs)

Other blogs to check out, not run by me: @caint-see-me , @alfred--pennyworth , @yaowayneoficial , @cassmeifyoucan , @ohgodtheresanotherone , @babs-is-hacking-stuff , @gothamnightlight , @spoiledbutnotawayne , @the-ivy-family     (phew) that's not every blog I interact with, but they are every key player I can think of off the top of my head. I generally recommend following any rp blogs I interact with- they're all super fun and creative!

I try to get to all messages, but tumblr loves to eat up my notifications as a tasty treat! If it's been more than a day or two, just send me one more message!

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[azrealini]

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

[mousegirlheart]

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.

[augvian56]

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[moveslikekeithrichards]

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

[moveslikekeithrichards]

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

[moveslikekeithrichards]

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

[kedreeva]

if no one's said it, it's normal. It's just Tag with flavor. Tag is boring so you gotta add imagination.

Our baby knife as kids was Raptor Tag. Raptors hunt in packs so the person who was "it" had to run around pretending to be a velociraptor and to tag people they had to actually tackle them and "eat" them for 5 full seconds (others could come to the rescue and save them in that time, but risked getting eaten too or instead if the raptor switched targets). Eaten players then became raptors, until the whole pack was teamwork-hunting the last wily or lucky kid. There were no winning survivors- the game was won as a group once everyone was a raptor.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My kindergarten played "wolves" where a pack of 4-12 children, usually all the girls, would try to chase down and "kill" the deer (usually me)

I was bulled extensively in elementary school, but 1. Mostly by my teachers and 2. Not during this, because we ALL had PBS Nature and as Deer, I was allowed to gouge, kick, bite, keep running even after being grabbed, or body-check the larger children into the picnic tables and other architecture.

You know, for realism.

In point of fact, I was usually The Deer because I was the best at evading/ not going down without a fight, whereas most boys would just start crying or tattle, which is no fun at all.

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[amwult]

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

[1marry]

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

[cameoamalthea]

@0kkvlt have you seen the bear?

It’s the same poodle

Her name is Bijou and her owner likes turning her into other things

[0kkvlt]

I saw the bear and said “oh, cool bear” out loud to myself, I think I may just actually be very stupid

[hydrahowl]

normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

[brucie-wayne-official]

Happy new year Gotham!!!!!!

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[robokyenthusiast]

THE LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2024!

[hellenhighwater]

The carton of chicken broth and the carton of iced coffee in the fridge are both the same colors and friends, I very nearly made myself a truly terrible beverage

[s4dpngs]

[blueyedgrass]

I love organ emojis. We need more. 🫁🧠🫀 why don’t we have intestines or gallbladder

[foldingfittedsheets]

My betrothed handed me a phone and asked if I’d like to call in our order for burgers tonight. I was like, “I haven’t looked at a menu- do you know what you want?”

“I want the classic burger, which is what you want too.”

“I- I might get something different!”

“You always look at the menu and get the same thing. You’ll want it without the onions or tomato, though. And they have tots, so you’ll get those.”

The mortifying ordeal of being known is so real. I feel both cherished and called out.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[hellsitegenetics]

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[inwardhardar]

[bear-man74-deactivated20241221]

@fish-identifier

[hellsitegenetics]

my bear-man in christ i have already identified it

[gnawing-humor]

We can’t be certain until @fish-identifier calls it

[hellsitegenetics]

[dickgraysonfr]

I have been eating instant ramen for the past three days. I think I'm going back to eating cereal every day.

[totallytimtastic]

Please get a protein shake or something omg