Ah, the update to reflect my improved skills! As always: I'm a SFW artist and have a ton of range. Will not do mechs or fanart (fan characters are fine) or weird crap (i Will know) or bigoted things. And, of course, NO AI!
Examples under da cut!! <3
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@thehipovercor
Ah, the update to reflect my improved skills! As always: I'm a SFW artist and have a ton of range. Will not do mechs or fanart (fan characters are fine) or weird crap (i Will know) or bigoted things. And, of course, NO AI!
Examples under da cut!! <3
What’s your girl blorbo most likely on the way to?
Heaven
Hell
Valhalla
Reincarnation
Ghost
She’s always been dead
She’s immortal
Other
2026 - Thavens, but they're themed after the 4 horsemen. For fun
friendly fire for @/kelpcheep on bluesky/artfight
i looove pitaya design so cooollll + i was so surprised finishing this attack real quick 😎👍
Ah. Ironic that the giant evil lizard in my brain that is described as "inevitable and all-consuming and a specialized personal hell per person" is somehow more of a comfort to think about than. Than. [gestures at the world]
Guys i am struggling I will not lie
STEADY PROGRESS! I'm likin' these mm mmm I'm so blue and green this year
Tidalwave for Tidalskies!
Sal for @spartyll!
the man on the TV (bg)
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
Please feel free to share this.
And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”
Well, OP was very much correct!
Use our product locater to find a store selling your favorite Taylor Farms products.
you can use their product locator to find their stuff
also, they do store brand bagged salads and the salads for trader joes, target, walmart, aldi, and kroger.
costco sells them, but only as taylor farms (not as the house brand or a private label)
they also do starbucks salads.
anyways, just not a time for dubious pre-packaged salads.
Literally my dad warned me about this yesterday morning(and it seems to mostly effect "processed lettuce".), I had to change my lunch for volunteer program because of it.
I could use this list for reference, thanks @ocean-again
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
And Cragg, hi cragg
Which was an attack for SonicSpaceBar on artfight
Another funky album redraw for @thehipovercor
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POINTING POINTING POINTING POINTING POINTING
those fabric ruffles..... <3
Attack for KCDragons
Axolotl for HoppinWoufer!
Digital Sketch Commission
MOREEE!
We got Aksel and a Houndoom for @/awful-amateur
We got Bell for @aer-arts!
aaand We got Demitri for @chimera-works!
I gave Umbra a redesign, going along the same vein as Anqet’s design, except he gets a starface and little back legs to be a nuisance to boats with. He’s an abandoned catch-and-release of the Ladder when they were studying bioengineering in the Trench Stations along the rim of Hellmouth. He’s still got a dormant tracking chip floating around in his body.
He’s known to harass ‘mermaid’ hunting ships, mainly out of curiosity, but is easily deterred by snack offerings. Perhaps he’d like a naan frisbee or two.