Southern belle raisin' hell

(Kasper?) | Big ball of gay with a dash of straight | 16 (dear god i used this account forever ago. 22) | Learning to like myself

[thehipsterlesbian]

I'm not feeling suicidal, but sometimes I hit a point in my trans-ness that I kind of just want to end this one and try again in my next life for better luck.

[thehipsterlesbian]

I am so unnecessarily pissed that Tumblr childproofed itself. Let me be a disgusting teen, dammit!

[thehipsterlesbian]

When you make a joke but they think you're serious

[thehipsterlesbian]

Talking to 2 people you like at the same time is trippy as fuck. There's so much stress of saying things right

[thehipsterlesbian]

Mood: sexually depraved and hungry

[darklydreaminggirl]

Visit Original Link

[ananbeth]

akumastrife:

xekstrin:

darklydreaminggirl:

no masters or kings, when the ritual begins. there is no sweeter innocence, than our gentle sin.

DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE?!?!!?!

SHE DIDN’T CHANGE THE PRONOUNS

[thehipsterlesbian]

I'm slowly becoming a meme. I purchased a vape this morning.

[thehipsterlesbian]

Okay but why can't I like anyone close?

[just-shower-thoughts]

When older people say “Millennials don’t know what a floppy disk or VHS is”, they’re mistaking Millennials(~20-35 year olds) for Gen Z(~13-20).

[loamsome]

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

[notapplicableexistance-deactiva]

LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US

[thehipsterlesbian]

When you're flirting but making it seem joking so they don't know you're flirting

[thehipsterlesbian]

He's dead and you're still talking shit on him. That's low, mom.

[thehipsterlesbian]

Do you ever see a really cute guy and start thinking that maybe you're bi, but then something happens you just backtrack? Like nope. 100% GAY

[rustfoxes]

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

[bitt3rfruit]

Who cares what they have to say about you? Just do it

[uonthaaa-deactivated20190219]

❤ let’s empower ourselves and our girls ❤

Plz like the video on YouTube !

[warag-3nb]

https://youtu.be/m9li2g3xSto

[bitt3rfruit]

A lot of people think the girls in the video are actors. they’re actual arab athletes, the first of their kind in their countries. First female Emirati parkour coach @leap.of.hope first Jordanian female boxer @arifabseiso first female Tunisian fencing Olympic bronze medal winner @ines_boubakri and First female Emirati figure skater @zahralari (Instagram handles)

[plannedparenthood]

Condoms Are For Everyone

Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.

1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.

First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.

2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.

It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.

3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.

Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.

And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

[jacobdarvin]