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sa2ha

mood

mitski-miyawakis

that-twink-over-there

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250

schrodingers-anarchist

free-range-tiddies

catchymemes

Popular sites as video game characters

milobruises1010-deactivated2020

Oh fuck.

milobruises1010-deactivated2020

Wait a second, where’s the artists credit bitch.

milobruises1010-deactivated2020

Hey reblog this version instead so that the artist gets credit instead of this fuck nugget.

pissvortex

someone put this on a tshirt and sell it to me

pissvortex

relevant

weirdmageddon

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

kalevala17-deactivated20201116

asundergrowth

IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING

starshals

It’d explain why it isn’t getting coverage for sure.

unculture

You can give *directly* to Indigenous forest protectors in Brazil by supporting @ApibOficial (Brazilian Articulation of Indigenous Peoples). Indigenous groups are the only reason there is any rainforest left in Brazil at all at this point.

Here’s the link.

unculture

Link

sixpenceee

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

ins3rt-nam3-h3r3

Bitch. WHAT!

blu-iv

Well lets do it

theholydepression

My only question is who tf came up with this 😂

wadey-wilson

Robert Downey Jr & Tom Holland being the best improv duo

theholydepression

I was gonna be like omg we need more tom/rdj duo together.... Then I remembered. And now I'm sobbing silently in a dark room wishing I hadn't seen this.

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brownskintlady

if I don’t reboot this, assume I’m dead

fleckerdgirl

Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience

rickieedd

Let’s hear for a woman who had to spend many years hiding that she lended her voice to a doll that has spend the last 60 years inspiring young girls.

neonprotagonist

her name is chris anthony lansdowne! dont worry, op didnt omit her name, tumblr formatting just makes it so that its cut from the photoset!

zeekayart

1999 CGI mouse vs 2019 CGI hedgehog

osm-rhodey

OKAY BUT HONESTLY! WHY ARE WE REGRESSING? WHAT HAPPENED?

billtavis

ufowiki-deactivated20200824

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

wildbillnye

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

cocksmasher69

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

celtyradfem

Every line had me screaming

kissthefurr

f-a-u-n-a

C L E E T U S

dracomalfoy

hogwarts common rooms + animations

There’s nothing hidden in your head / The Sorting Hat can’t see, So try me on and I will tell you / Where you ought to be.

alongfalltothetop-deactivated20

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.