The Horn Carver

[thehorncarver]

Showing off my hand carved Kraken tentacle horn at the Canterbury Renaissance Faire!

Because everyone loves tentacle horn. 😉

[thehorncarver]

I like to carve horn horn horn horn horn!

I’m a horn carver and this is my custom Five Nights at Freddy’s mug! I got all the withereds, the puppet and Springtrap!

[thehorncarver]

I carve horns for a living and I thought you guys might like to see the Animorphs carvings I’ve done. 😊

[veggiebebe]

How I imagine sixpenceee in real life

[sixpenceee]

That is me

[spooky-tea-party]

Same

[thehorncarver]

Make it down to Sakura con for a hot sec. Thanks everyone! ❤️

[thehorncarver]

Thanks for the picture charmeleon!

[sanchaysquirrel]

Reblog if you would date an Andalite. I am not an Andalite I am just asking for a friend. I have a mouth.

[atlasonstandby]

@141-point-12

happy early birthday

[bangtan-love]

😂💪❤

[anime-memeist]

where was this when i needed it most?

[kittypat-daily]

[thehorncarver]

you: happy april fools day

me, an intellectual: happy birthday fred and george weasley

[respectfulmemes]

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[sixpenceeeblog]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[captainevilpants]

I get mistaken as a mom a lot bc im a 24 yo nanny walking around with a ten month old, so people will ask me stuff like “oh how cute! How old is he?” Or “is it a boy or a girl” and lemme tell you, nothing gives me more satisfaction than responding really sarcastically like “oh he’s 35. We want him to move out of the house, but he still lives in our basement” and “I’m not sure, I’m too afraid to check”

Anyways, now I have this headcannon of Sirius doing the exact same thing with Harry when they’re out in the world.

“Oh what a sweet baby!” “Actually ma'am, he’s quiet rabid, his werewolf uncle teaches him to eat other babies”

meanwhile Harry is gumming on remus’ finger like a maniac and Remus smacks Sirius in the side of the head.