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If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

professionalchaoticdumbass

Also, if a trans girl says she wants to go on hormones and your response is "but you're still valid if you don't get hrt" then she is also entitled to punch your face as hard as she wants

professionalchaoticdumbass

reblog this version you fucking cowards

3y3

Tight Mask (Man with a Mask), Peter Ondreička

howlovedyouare

basically every day i feel like i have to post this meme i made a while back

whatwwwwwww

[ID: The "you guys are getting paid?" meme, with the youngish white person asking it edited to have a black facemask, and saying "you guys stopped wearing your masks?" /end ID]

bucephaly

Theres moreeee, this is so so good.. it makes me emotional realizing that these kids are on the path to being fluent cherokee speakers and will be able to keep the language going.

This family is a part of the little cherokee seeds program, creating new first language Cherokee speakers by paying mothers to just bring their babies and craft and cook and speak cherokee with cherokee elders all day. There are only 1500 first language Cherokee speakers, most of them over 65. They also take donations if you want to help keep them going and doing the extremely important work they do!!

scribblewise

bob-belcher

cheaphalloweencostume

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

paladinpup-deactivated20151129

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door.

anxiousartisan

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

snyderman37

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

megabeeprime

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

siphersaysstuff

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

magic-retina-deactivated2017100

For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

naamahdarling

Here! Here is a condom size chart!!! There are probably! Others! You can check!!! So you can be comfortable when getting up to shenanigans. Because condoms that don’t fit are sooo uncomfortable and also a safety risk. A properly sized condom can really help improve sensation in the person with the penis.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/condom-size-chart-906776

I am so happy to be able to help! Condoms are so great!

meneldil-istarendilye

I may be asexual, but this is for my followers who are not

rainyfdayz

To add on- try latex free if you’re having issues of tightness in latex condoms too. There are non-animal latex free condoms and the latex had been causing a reaction in my partner that he didnt know about so he was like “Eh this is uncomfortable but I’ll deal.” We switched when I discovered I had a latex allergy and not only did I feel better after. HE felt better and a few months later discovered he had a latex allergy as well.

jenniferrpovey

Some other factors.

Not enough lubrication! Many vaginas produce enough lubrication, but some need a bit of help. Anal always needs help. Make sure you use the RIGHT lube. Anal and vaginal lubes are different. Oil-based lubricants are not compatible with latex condoms.

If it’s only happening with one particular partner, then it might actually be their fault. Some people have tighter muscles around their vaginas, which can pull and tug against the condom. Same solution: Lube.

howtoimpersonateanadult

Importantly, if that band is a little loose and slips around at all, there’s no reason to be embarrassed about grabbing a smaller size that fits better. It’ll protect you and your partner(s) better and be a better sensory experience as well.

And if you’re embarrassed even though there’s nothing wrong with it, consider the fact that (1) no one bothers to look at the condom wrapper and (2) if you’re having sex the other person clearly already knows what your dick is like and is still horny for you.

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pocketss

distressing things to say to your friends

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sparklemaia

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charlesoberonn

I want to clarify that this blog is not anti-public fruit trees. It is pro-serpent.

hammercarexplosion

80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

junipertheberryyyy-deactivated2

the people in the replies of this post must be so fucking privileged to think that passing doesn't require money.

my binder was about $50, i only got free shipping because of the country i happen to live in. i use minoxidil for facial hear, a box of that was around $40. going to a barber instead of a hairdresser so i don't get a femme hair cut, that's $30 and i'd have to do it regularly. i still have to wear a pronoun pin to remind people i'm not a girl, that was around $10. if i want to go on T without a perscription, it'll be in the 100s, but even with medicare it's about $5 a bottle and again that's a repeated, regular purchase that will stack up over time. even before surgery, my gender conformity gets expensive.

and here's the kicker: i'm intersex. i've already got masculine features like an adam's apple and some facial hair and an androgynous voice despite being assigned female when i was born, and i still need to do all of this to not get misgendered. so imagine how expensive that is for a trans person who isn't intersex, who has to try even harder.

if you think that passing doesn't cost money, you have your head up your ass and i am begging you to listen to people who live/have lived in poverty because it's clearly not something you can comprehend.

junipertheberryyyy-deactivated2

The leftism leaving peoples' body when A Poor Person shares their opinion on something.