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[mafiasliege]

Lyra: i would like my future partner to be humble, expressive, definitely not a Hawthorne-

Lyra: *sees a blond, arrogant asshole who's a Hawthorne*

Lyra: that one. I want that one.

[vvitchllng]

The “Nobody hates you more than me” line wasn’t Imogen that’s real life Laura ‘three for three on fucking Killing This Bitch’ Bailey having to deal with her Again

[ariadne-mouse]

Sam: I thought about what all the characters were going through romantically so I made a super hot flirty man to get in there as much as possible

[overnighttosunflowers]

By taking screenshots of around 3:02:42 in the Beacon live show experience cut of Episode 98, @dadrielle, @secretsalute, @lord-have-mercer, @fjordgofurther, and I were able to make out the first few paragraphs of Braius's backstory:

Braius creates PAINTINGS and ARTWORK in service to his master, leaving them throughout the land. He’s a talented artist, actually. But his subject matter is really, really [hard to read—“cringe”?] He wears a signet ring with the symbol of Asmodeus. When he left the Platinum House in disgrace, he also was shunned by his parents, ZEKE and ALMA. Zeke is a hot, horned minotaur. Alma is a human woman, a horny human woman. Dumped by SUZY GREENE. She was his childhood sweetheart. Kind, tall, with strawberry blonde hair and an infectious giggle. When she dumped him, it sent him into a downward spiral. He still writes her LETTERS from time to time, and gets the occasional reply. But it’s more like stalking your ex on Facebook. Every time he hears from Suzy, she tells him about her wonderful life— she’s married to a preacher, has 3 kids, a nice house, does yoga. It infuriates him that she has the life he wanted with her.

[gyorklady]

Fearne didn't even read the regular-sized print on this contract, never mind the small print!

[freebroccoli]

I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.

[thehunteroartemis]

The hot boi trifecta

[thehunteroartemis]

I've never lied to you.

Not Delilah making our gurl delulu

[thehunteroartemis]

Liam:He doesn't think that Dorian returns any feelings.

Robbie:

[retrokid616]

OH FUCKS ME ITS FEARNES DAD!

[ratinayellowbandana]

who knew the doppelgänger challenge would come in this handy

[luminousstardust]

god essek is such a fucking weirdo. calling himself a sorcerer and then almost immediately casting a spell like a wizard. weird ass disguise and a fake name that really kinda rhymes with his real one. making bells hells split invisibility on the group 5/4 so he doesn’t have to waste any more spell slots on them. taking a group of strangers (admittedly, very strange strangers) into a smut shop and expecting them to be normal about it. confronting his boyfriend’s ex in the empty back room of said smut shop. he’s everything to me.

[thehunteroartemis]

Look, I'm all for our sad lil' halfling getting Dorian back, but he did NOT pull a 'imma go get milk' card on mi newly grad himbo boi.

[retrocausality]

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

[thehunteroartemis]

*boop*

[vicagentstan]

hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)

to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓

just click that and u booped someone!!

(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)

(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)

you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !

(also gives you this pop-up lol)

you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !

last but not least we have the super boop !!

find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3

update: ok i dont think super booping works on mobile :(

im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol

ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too

I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)

woke up with 7k notes and its still going 😭 not attempting to boop every single person anymore lol.. 💔

[aeroargonic]

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.