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“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

GASPPP

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

GASPP

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

“OH MY GODS.”

wipes tear

YES

“How emotional.”

WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.

“Okay??”

askwillblog

WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED

“I DONT KNOW!!”

asknicoblog

Weird but okay.

“Where are you all coming from??”

askwillblog

Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.

“Oh dear gods.”

#beetlejuice??#<- yk what yeah let’s bring him in too #BEETLEJUICE.#“ohboyohboyohboyohboy #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#will solace the lamp 🌻#nico di angelo stepped out of the shadows 🥀#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#the MEG has spoken 🍃#ody’s arrived #Spotify

IVE WRITTEN DOWN THE ROLES

Will - Ring bearer.

Meg - maid of honor (for Apollo)

Nico - flower boy (like he wanted to be in the one chapter of BOO.. yeah)

Telemachus - best man

Odysseus - the objector.

Do any of you have a problem?

Also, the music:

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

GASPPP

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

GASPP

#HYACINTHUS PROPOSES OUT OF NOWHERE #apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#the prince has spoken — 👑#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

#help lmfao #<- GASP LOUDER IM LISTENING #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

“The insanely beat up guy.”

#more like telemarkets #<- telemarketer #the prince has spoken — 👑#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#“APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE #“WE WERENT EVEN MARRIED #“WE SHOULDVE BEEN #“YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE #‘dite sipping tea from mount olympcrap

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

#i got it #telemachus certainly doesn’t know how to respond #<- telemachus more like tall muchus #<- more like telephone #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

#please tell me you got the pun #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#frisbee im the side of the head!! <33

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

#the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#“splitting headache #“strange hatred for frisbees #geez i wonder why #geez i wonder what that could be about #TO BE YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“…”

“Pow pow,”

#the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#never gonna give you up #never gonna let you down #never gonna run around and desert you #<- rick ASTLEY #hyacinthus just. popping out of nowhere #apollos still ripping his hair out #<- while having a bi panic #because of his boyfriend (ex?)

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

“HAHA LOSER!!”

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..

He pulls out a hyacinth.

“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”

SOBBING