~ HYACINTHUS 🪻
Apollos’s dead lover, killed by terrible frisbee throwing skills.
You screwed up badly, Apollo.

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~ HYACINTHUS 🪻
Apollos’s dead lover, killed by terrible frisbee throwing skills.
You screwed up badly, Apollo.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
“OH MY GODS.”
wipes tear
YES
“How emotional.”
WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.
“Okay??”
WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED
“I DONT KNOW!!”
Weird but okay.
“Where are you all coming from??”
Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.
“Oh dear gods.”
IVE WRITTEN DOWN THE ROLES
Will - Ring bearer.
Meg - maid of honor (for Apollo)
Nico - flower boy (like he wanted to be in the one chapter of BOO.. yeah)
Telemachus - best man
Odysseus - the objector.
Do any of you have a problem?
Also, the music:
“Nooo…”
“No objections.”
Which one of us is doing the wedding post?
oh yeah and hermes is that one dude in the back that just randomly starts clapping at the worst times. like during the vows. not after. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VOWS.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
“OH MY GODS.”
wipes tear
YES
“How emotional.”
WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.
“Okay??”
WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED
“I DONT KNOW!!”
Weird but okay.
“Where are you all coming from??”
Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.
“Oh dear gods.”
IVE WRITTEN DOWN THE ROLES
Will - Ring bearer.
Meg - maid of honor (for Apollo)
Nico - flower boy (like he wanted to be in the one chapter of BOO.. yeah)
Telemachus - best man
Odysseus - the objector.
Do any of you have a problem?
Also, the music:
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
the hyacinths pops into hyacinthus because like storyline ig
Helloo!