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("Who are you?") Yes. Legal Adult. She/Her. I do things sometimes

[dailymothanon]

I’ve had this idea in my head for awhile now.. finally got myself to draw it out and be please with how it looks 😮‍💨 but I always thought how much a briefcase alt mode could honestly fit Soundwave, (maybe even contain a computer inside his case mode?) then I realized I could also probably work it into a weapon as well 🤔 especially cuz I never really see any weapon alt mode concepts that much so 😛 I like to fill in the empty spaces.. the holoform also can change anyways so I just used a quick placeholder for the moment

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

looks like reform hogs are scraping the bottom of the bin for the tiniest bit of dirt. it takes a bin to clean up clacton!

context under the cut. british politics are very silly

nigel farage was a member of parliament "representing" clacton (he goes to the US to schmooze with trump more than he spends time in his own constituency). he's leader of reform, a far right party and is a fascist piece of shit. he also looks like a sea devil from doctor who

he's responsible for brexit, which has tanked the uk economy and is also in the epstein files.

it was discovered that he accepted five million pounds from a cryptocurrency billionnaire in thailand and failed to declare it, which, if found guilty, would cost him his seat in parliament. so to worm his way out of the investigation he quit

this triggered a by-election in his constituency. he immediately announced he would be running for his seat he resigned from. an obvious farce to flex the support he supposedly has.

thing is every other political party could tell what he was doing so boycotted the election.

enter Count Binface, intergalactic dictator of the Recyclons from Sigma IX:

He's been a joke candidate for some time. In the UK anyone can run in elections, you just need ten signatures from residents and £500. This time, he genuinely has a chance of winning. Without the other major parties to split the vote, he could potentially unite the anti Reform vote in Clacton and win Nigel's seat

so Nigel will either win and the investigation into him will continue, which will lead to him being fired, OR he loses his seat to a man with a bin on his head.

it is BINEVITABLE

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[sexybritishllama]

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[skopostheorie]

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[targetedknowledge]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[bloodlinemagick]

Please Help (again) (shocking, I know)

Unfortunately, thanks to my fluffiest boye needing that emergency treatment a little while ago, I've not really been able to recover my finances. Even though I did my absolutely best for all of July and almost all of June trying to not need help.

Monthly storage of all our earthly possessions and bills is now coming in at a sweet sweet £520 a month. I have about £64 in my account left as we speak, and that'll be going down by £50 in the next few days as the phone bills come out. What my USA followers would know as social security just barely covers this, and NOT in a timely fashion, leaving me gaps like this where I have basically no money for necessities for weeks at a time.

This isn't even mentioning that we need to scrape together enough for a deposit for a new place, since the current estate agent & landlord situation has turned into a massive issue.

Honestly, I usually put together more of a cohesive overview for my help posts, but I'm honestly so goddamn tired these days. Very funny that my chronic fatigue housemate is looking at me going 'you're sleeping more that i do' but! i still can't get that checked out by my GP!! because!!!! i'm still homeless!!!!! and can't visit him!!!!! ahahahaha!!!!!

If you CAN help and feel like you want to, please, my Paypal is here.

If you can't help, or don't feel like it, please just reblog this post!!

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]