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@theimagedescriber
[ID: lyrics from "Block List" by RXKNephew which read: I'll block a bitch on GMail / I'll block a bitch on Yahoo / I'll block a bitch on Hotmail / I'll block a bitch on AOL / I'll block a bitch off SoundCloud / I'll block a bitch off the YouTube / I'll block a bitch on SnapChat / I'll block a bitch on Plenty of Fish /end ID]
me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest
me five minutes later: actually you know what-
[ID: a medieval illustration of a skeletal corpse removing the lid of its coffin and crawling out. /end ID]
Modern prude: "you never used to see major artists publishing their obvious fetish art"
Charles Dana Gibson, 1903: "the Young Man Imagines Himself the Latest Victim of Some Fair Entomologist"
[ID: a drawing of a woman about to pierce a tiny kneeling pleading man with an insect pin while looking at him through a magnifying glass; there are three other women watching. it is captioned "the weaker sex: the young man imagines himself the latest victim of some fair entomologist." /end ID]
I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
[ID: a tumblr post draft which reads:
Writing Tip
Your characters don't know
/end ID]
seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?
[ID: a reblog of the post by jigglingjello which is tagged: #reblog #abc #oneliner #life #true #truth #burn #savage #sassy #sass #relatable #0930612n #lol #funny #joke #stupid #idiot #dumbass /end ID]
[PT: hashtag stupid hashtag idiot hashtag dumbass ?!?!!? /end PT]
does ANYONE know where that one dni is that had like every piece of media under the sun on it. with a pic ofgreg universe in the background
my best recreation. looked exactly like this except there was even more text
sorry for the bad quality but is this it
[ID: the image in the first reblog is of Greg Universe from Steven Universe on a transparent background. on top of him is white, black-outlined text in all caps which reads:
"DNI No Hazbin Hotel No Steven Universe Absolutely no Voltron No Gravity Falls No She Ra No no no Undertale No Five Nights at Freddys No Deltarune No fucking Danganronpa No Family Guy"
the image in the second reblog is of the same picture of Greg Universe, though lower quality and stretched vertically, and on a Minecraft screenshot background. the text on top of him is black with a bright purple shadow and is in all caps. it reads:
"DNI
No Danganronpa No Enstars No fucking Gacha Life No Kpop No Sanrio No She-Ra No fucking gay rat jokes No piss No It Chapter 2 No idol games literally none No discourse No fucking JoJo No Zepeto No Beastars No fucking feet No fucking Demon Slayer No fucking Vocaloid fandom No fucking Steven Universe No fuckinf Persona 1,2,3,4,5 No fucking My Hero Academia No Future Diary No fucking sports anime No Ouran Highschool Host Club No pink aesthetic No fucking South Park No fucking Hazbin Hotel No fuck you fucking Hazbin Hotel ever No 12 year olds No Stranger Things No. Fucking. Yandere Simulator No Homestuck No Pesterquest No Homestuck. I dont fucking care. No fucking Clone High No fucking JoJo No Your Turn To Die No fucking Killing Stalking No Hiveswap Friendsim No DuckTales None of the fucking object shows No Monster Prom or Monster High No. Fucking musicals at all No Hetalia No. Death Note. No Gacha Club No Detroit Become Human No Big Mouth No adult cartoons No IDV Zero Attack on Titan No Doki Doki No Avatar The Last Airbender No Fire Emblem No Battle for BFDI No Madoka Magika No fucking anime at all" /end ID]
[ID: an AI-generated list of Soup Slogans; the items on the list are:
Stay on the Soup
You got the Good
Book your table with soup in coupe
Taste is in your hand
A Soup with some Secrets
The goodness of homemade soup
Your choice, we provide
/end ID]
[ID: nine fallen london action buttons which read: "exalt" "encroach" "extort (5)" "disclose" "dose" "detonate" "sneak" "snatch" "sanctify" /end ID]
well if this is the only thing
[ID: a Parents Guide for Hannibal (2013–2015). the rating for Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking is Mild, with some text reading, "A character takes Aspirin fairly frequently due to headaches." /end ID]
sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment
the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:
[transcript: As Shrek floundered, its status as the ugly stepchild at DreamWorks was reinforced.
“It was known as the Gulag,” said one animator. “If you failed on Prince of Egypt . . . you were sent to the dungeons to work on Shrek.” The assignment was referred to as being “Shreked.” /end transcript]
getting really sick of a phenonemon i am deciding to call 'the non-sequitur cautionary tale'
the non-sequitur cautionary tale is a text that is attempting to articulate some sort of critique or satire through its allegory, in which characters engage in the Behaviour Being Critiqued and then A Bad Thing Happens to them--except that bad thing that happens to them has nothing to do with what the text's critiques are, either literally or thematically.
the most glaring example i've recently seen is the black mirror season 6 episode 'loch henry'. the entire episode is About True Crime, in a very telegraphed way, devoting scene upon scene to emphasizing how the people making the true crime documentary are ghoulishly commodifying a horrible tragedy. but then at the end it turns out that the serial killer was the documentarian's mom the whole time. and this is like--nonsense, right, when you think about the theme that the rest of the episode is trying to set up, because it doesn't tie in to any of the things that are actually bad about true crime, it's just a random bad thing with no thematic connection to anything other than being A Big Twist
and to be clear the problem here isnt being insufficiently didactic--it's perfectly fine to write a thing where a big scary getter gets a guy and there's no deep moral or connection or theme--it's that these things try to be didactic and make it very clear that they're telling you that The Thing Is Bad, but then display a total lack of understanding of why the thing is Bad and end up with a moral equivalent to 'if you're a fascist a big rock might fall onto your head'
(from doghouse diaries)
[ID: a two-panel comic titled "Why you shouldn't run with scissors". the first panel depicts a person running with scissors, and the second panel depicts someone in a chicken costume hitting the person's face with a bat. /end ID]
[PT: (from doghouse diaries) /end PT]
what was y'all's identity progression? mine was something like
lesbian -> bi -> bi & ply -> ply -> ply & gray ace -> bi & gray ace -> bi lesbian & gray ace -> bi lesbian & gray ace & genderqueer
(there were a bunch of acespec and gender microlabels in there too that sorta come and go and come again but i simplified)
[ID: sparkly purple text that says “exclusionists don't touch” /end ID]
Who’s would go to their show? 🎤🎸🥁
[ID: three white ceramic plates with black outline drawings of a dog making music and surrounded by music notes on them. the first dog sings into a microphone; the second plays a guitar; and the third plays a drum set. /end ID]
got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
[ID: a screenshot of text messages. the received message is a Nest video link. the sent messages read, "ohh yeah sunk my funking conk"; "wait who is this" /end ID]
be gay do crimes mfs when you start torrenting and shoplifting and trespassing and dumpster diving and drugs and sex work and lying to the government
[ID: the first image is a drawing of a stick figure on all fours, crying and wailing.
the second image is a screenshot of spongebob wearing a suit, standing stiffly and smiling with wide, shiny eyes, giving him a childish appearance. there is a caption on the image which reads, in all caps, "I came here to fuck bitches".
the third image is an edited version of the pleading face emoji in which the face is very small relative to the head. /end ID]
Enzo Mari, Falce e martello, 1972-1973 [Galleria Milano, Milano]
[ID: a black and white 14-by-12 grid of different depictions of the hammer and sickle symbol /end ID]
Most internet discussions regarding mental health give off this:
[ID: an illustration in Corporate Memphis style depicting three smiling and apparently conversing people. the person on the right has their arm around the center person's shoulders, and the center person has an armful of flowers, with the other two people holding one flower each. /end ID]
