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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

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urlocalchangeling

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

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tundrakatiebean

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@filmnoirsbian

chambaeli

chandaniyan

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@thebibliosphere didn’t your Magic Physio Man become a Magic Physio Man after learning about his mom’s back problems?

thebibliosphere

Yes. She was in severe pain for many years and didn’t tell anyone. Just kept looking after the kids and dragging herself along because they were too poor for her to prioritize herself.

Magic Physio Man took a massage class for fun one year and needed someone to practice on, so he asked if he could practice on her. A couple of minutes in, he realized there was something severely wrong, pressed her about it, found out the extent of her relentless pain, and threw himself into a lifetime of learning how to ease the pain of others.

catboywizard

this is such a specific intersection of 3 of my favorite things, i’m kinda obsessed

1941-crowley-slut

I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.

*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"

*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"

*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"

*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"

tardxsblues

We don't need heaven, we don't need hell. They're toxic. We need to get away from them -- just be an us.

fellshish

Do you ever think about how aziraphale had fun in hell pretending to be crowley asking for a rubber ducky dressing up crowley’s body in a nice old timey bathing suit while crowley went to heaven as aziraphale with the weight of memories like how triggering that must have been for him to go back after the traumatic experience of having been cast out for simply asking questions

snogfairy

I love how aziraphale and crowley always care about humanity as a concept, but not always about actual individual humans quite as much, or not unless they receive a reminder. it's different when it's someone you know isn't it. it makes sense, getting caught up in the immortality of it all, the distance between your eternal life and their fleeting ones. no need getting attached, they'll be gone anyways. yeah, you better forget about all that. never happened. but it did. it did happen and it has informed who they are and it becomes a part of them, that one singular human, back in 3500BC or or 41AD or 1876, who did that one singular wonderful thing, because they could and they were alive. when they're not careful enough, the angel and the demon, they care so much.

chongoblog

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

#I started doing it in college because I thought it looked cool #and was changing my handwriting to be Aesthetic #and now I do it because I am a teacher and refuse to risk ambiguity/the ability for students to manipulate the grades #also habit #I still think it looks cool tbh

tfemteach-deactivated20231124

"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop

nancywheeeler

i love that specific ao3 phenomenon where you get a sudden influx of kudos on a work and it’s clear someone shared your fic but you have no idea who they are or where they shared it. it’s like being a dickensian orphan receiving money from a mysterious benefactor.

cryptotheism

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

cryptotheism

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

cryptotheism

catchymemes

elledritchorror

#Mario Odyssey is pretty close! I played as the hat and basically just followed my girlfriend around. sometimes she tossed me at enemies#but I always came back

theirdarkreturning

To be clear, I was not GOOD at being the hat and in fact gave up after a bit (she finished the game playing both Mario and the hat) but! I did it!

#I kept getting separated and lost #I had no idea how to do anything

catchymemes

#Mario Odyssey is pretty close! I played as the hat and basically just followed my girlfriend around. sometimes she tossed me at enemies #but I always came back

cleverclove

If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will

cleverclove

Hey man don’t do this to me. Come on man. Let’s talk this out. Like mature people. Please please please don’t do this.

felixcloud6288

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

chrono-meter-r

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

its-murderous-business

Happy pride month to the following people: Hank Green, my girlfriend, all the queer students who have ever attended my former high school, Apollo Justice, whatever the fuck Rosencrantz and Guildenstern had going on, all straight musicians who have had queer audiences glob onto them for some reason, closeted theatre kids, lavender and violet flowers, those parents who hang around pride events and give out hugs to queer kids, and all former horse girls who are no longer girls