Obi-Wan Kenobi

Independant Obi-Wan Kenobi rp blog Semi-Selective Mun & Muse 20+ Penned by Nell follows back on imnocoward

[rewriitethestory-a]

basically nell and i should not be allowed to come up with ideas in the middle of the night i don’t own the audio or video

[theironlyhxpe]

@scarlctta

[catchymemes]

[tha3]

𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄

‘  I  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening.  ’ ‘  starting  right  now  no  one  may  go  outside  under  any  circumstances.  ’ ‘  there’s  something  wrong  about  that  but  I  can’t  put  my  finger  on  what  it  is.  ’ ‘  I  just  want  us  all  to  be  together.  separate  houses,  obviously.  ’ ‘  well,  the  nightmare  continues.  ’ ‘  that  is  the  nicest  and  only  thing  anyone  has  said  to  me  in  thirty  years.  ’ ‘  I  came  up  with  hundreds  of  plans  in  my  life  and  only  one  of  them  got  me  killed.  ’ ‘  that  wasn’t  my  fault.  I  was  texting.  ’ ‘  I’m  a  naughty  bitch.  ’ ‘  obviously,  earth  is  cancelled.  ’ ‘  do  you  have  a  second  to  eat  my  farts?  ’ ‘  first  up,  we  fill  his  acoustic  guitar  with  wet  cat  food.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  real,  and  neither  are  you.  ’ ‘  isn’t  there  someone  else  better  you  could  ask?  like  literally  anyone  else?  ’ ‘  that’s  what  I  wrote?  that’s  meaningless.  ’ ‘  I’ve  definitely  never  seen  the  word  ‘pants-tent’  used  so  many  times.  ’ ‘  now  the  thing  I  said  right  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘hot  diggity  dog’!  ’ ‘  like….  why?  oh,  and  also….  how?  ’ ‘  I  once  got  lost  on  an  escalator.  ’ ‘  I  am  attractive,  yes.  ’ ‘  new  ideas  are  gross.  they  sicken  me.  ’ ‘  in  a  nutshell,  it  slaps.  ’ ‘  caring  just  seems  like  a  lot  of  work.  ’ ‘  I  can’t  high-five  that!  no  matter  how  badly  I  want  to.  ’ ‘  she  makes  the  bass  drop….  in  my  heart.  ’ ‘  I  was  dropped  into  a  cave,  and  you  were  my  flashlight.  ’ ‘  send  nude  pics  of  your  heart  to  me.  ’ ‘  are  ghosts  racist?  ’ ‘  I  am  returning  my  damn  essence  to  the  damn  fabric  of  the  damn  universe.  ’ ‘  I  thought  you  were  at  least  gonna  pretend  to  fight  me  on  that,  but  whatever.  ’ ‘  no  offense,  but  you’re  being  a  real  smooth-brain  right  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  going  to….  start  crying.  ’ ‘  hi.  shut  up.  I’m  confident  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  do  the  evil  speech  now.  ’ ‘  you  got  dreams  in  life?  that’s  lit.  ’ ‘  I  have  a  question  for  you:  are  you  out  of  your  damn  mind?  ’ ‘  you’re  like  the  pam  anderson  boob-motorcycle  of  people.  ’ ‘  sometimes  you  just  gotta  chuck  a  Moltov  cocktail  at  a  drone  and  see  what  happens.  ’ ‘  I  hope  my  early  successes  make  up  for  the  mess  I’ve  become,  like  facebook,  or  america.  ’ ‘  to  be  fair,  I  only  think  that  because  it’s  true  and  I’m  right.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  go  eat  a  knife.  ’ ‘  screw  this!  let’s  fight!  ’ ‘  you  really  junked  your  jeans  on  this  one,  you  butterface.  ’ ‘  yeah,  I  have  about  a  billion  objections  to  this.  ’ ‘  you  haven’t  responded  to  any  of  the  dank  memes  I’ve  sent.  ’ ‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  a  joke!  I’m  a  legit  snack!  ’ ‘  well,  I’ve  narrowed  it  down  to  two  possibilities:  yes  and  no.  ’ ‘  take  it  sleazy.  ’

[insomnova]

I tend to think that Qui-Gon realised that his and Obi-Wan's partnership was meant to be the day Obi-Wan brought back a Pathetic Lifeform of his own. Like say it's chucking it down on some world where they are and Obi-Wan hears this pathetic mewling and it's this sodden cat and he keeps it close to him all day (inside his robes, maybe inside his hood like he's seen Qui-Gon do to the PLs) and Qui-Gon lights up when he sees what Obi-Wan has brought back to their quarters

Qui-Gon: Sounds fake but okay( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Obi-Wan: Master NO

His Padawan’s learning. He’s so proud.

[wankenobae-deactivated20220723]

Someone to see ya, honey! Jedi, by the looks of him.

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[starwarsfilms]

It taught me a lesson which was an actor should not say, “I won’t do that.” Once you’ve agreed the script, you must be willing to go as far as it needs to go on set. With some directors, you do the scene and they say that it’s fine, but you think to yourself, “Is that really enough? Is there not more?”

[theironlyhxpe]

thezabrakassassin:

“Mhm sure…!” he replied dryly as he stood leaning against the door. “It’s gonna heal wrong and make your wrist weaker in the end. Tends to turn rather painful with time.” The Zabrak sigh. “Just make it a bit steadier.”

“Well if you think you could do a better job, please, be my guest.” He said, gesturing with his free hand to his wrist as he sighed in annoyance.

[theironlyhxpe]

@thezabrakassassin from here [x]

“I don’t whine.” The jedi replied with a roll of his eyes, beginning to bandage his hands again, “And what do you mean, ‘it’ll heal badly’?”

[theironlyhxpe]

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“Not particularly.” Kenobi replied, glancing at the Zabrak with a look of annoyance as he paused from bandaging his hand, “Why would it matter to you?”

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Injury Starters

“Whoa, when did you get this?”

“Who did this to you?”

“Hold still— I need to clean it.”

“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”

“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“Does this hurt when I touch it?”

“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”

“What the hell happened to your face?”

“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”

“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”

“Here, let me help you with that.”

“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”

“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”

“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”

“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”

“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”

“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”

“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”

“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”

“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”

[imnocoward]

Full list of my rp blogs

Hornblower:

Henry Wellard

Archie Kennedy

Lieutenant Ben Durrant (OC)

Kitty Cobham

Matthews

Sense8:

Kala Dandekar

Wolfgang Bogdanow

Star Wars:

Tara Kyrdall (OC)

Kylo Ren

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Black Sails:

Charles Vane

TURN; Washington’s Spies:

John Andre

Edmund Hewlett

Lafayette

Alexander Hamilton

Outlander:

Claire Fraser

Shadowhunters/ Mortal Instruments:

Isabelle Lightwood

Jem Carstairs:

Max Lightwood

Raphael

Reign:

Bash

Anastasia:

Anastasia

Descendants:

Uma

Red (OC)

Fandomless:

Astryth (OC)

Multi-Muse:

Multismusa

Marvel: 

Bucky 

Eleanor Briggs (OC)

Pietro Maximoff

…wow I need more self control 

[thesilvertwin]

                                Independent | Semi-Selective | MCU Based                                               Multiverse | Multiship | OC Friendly

                                                        Pietro Maximoff                                                         Penned by Nell

[wordsmakeasoldier]

                            ‘I’m an angel with a shotgun, fighting ‘til the war’s won’                         

                               James Buchanan ‘Bucky’ Barnes                                     | Independent | Semi-Selective | 

                                                       Penned by Nell

[daryshkart]

Finished first commission! Obi-Wan being a badass for @cloudychouchou <3 Can you all believe that it was my first time drawing Obi-Wan without him being in AU of some kind? wild!

Commissions are open!

[thezabrakassassin]

For the wed, bed, and behead meme: Padmé, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon Jinn

Wed, Bed, Behead.

“Now who go on my nerves the most….? Kill Obi-wan. Marry Padmé and sleep with Qui-gon i guess.”

[theironlyhxpe]

-betrayed-

[thezabrakassassin]

“Oh poor baby…!”

[theironlyhxpe]

“And here I was going to get a nice suit.”

[thezabrakassassin]

For the wed, bed, and behead meme: Padmé, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon Jinn

Wed, Bed, Behead.

“Now who go on my nerves the most….? Kill Obi-wan. Marry Padmé and sleep with Qui-gon i guess.”

[theironlyhxpe]

-betrayed-