Gem 💎

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[the-tree-line]

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

[pseudomantis]

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

[mrdynamite777]

Because of woke.

[frozentime]

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

[elnerdo19v2]

[okthatsgreat]

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

[demilypyro]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

[sandersstudies]

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

[sandersstudies]

She cheers when the monster is winning.

[sandersstudies]

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

[zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201]

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

he only got two eyes

[troythecatfish]

[poqu]

at the bakery~

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[lonestatus]

well if you're not busy tonight maybe you could come over and we could tremble together

[animentality]

[mmocc123]

[bruntalism]

[fortzancudo]

NOT THE GAMER MUZZLE