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Please tell me if you find a theme

[uukipi]

so cad got his ass beat and his handmade wok taken

i hate this damn island bro i haTE IT

[thejackofclubs]

You can take my life but not my goddamn wok

[rox-and-prose]

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

[thejackofclubs]

And its illegitimate children: not food hungry but will eat granola at 3am, hungry but *not for that*, hunger is an emotion and it’s all I feel

[criticalsorcery]

Caleb’s Cinema Dome

[thejackofclubs]

(Spoiler) he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know... and that’s so sad

[thejackofclubs]

God nerfed me by making me

[thejackofclubs]

(Kills a man with my bare hands)

Me: Parkour.

[thejackofclubs]

Me *in an alley catching and eating seagulls with my bare hands*

My mother: this is why we do not take you shopping. Gremlin.

[galacticjonah]

100 Episodes of Mighty Nein!!! 

 I could not be happier and can’t wait to see where this story brings them next. With everything going on I hadn’t realised how much I missed the show, the characters, the cast. 

 Welcome back <3

[rosyarrogant]

I’m having the time of my life.

[thejackofclubs]

I can hold 4 birds in my hand

[thejackofclubs]

Ahoy fuckers

[thejackofclubs]

In light of my pessimistic rogue post, here’s my list of copin with evil scumbag rogue lads:

Get someone to pickpocket them back. Had gold?? Oops now u don’t haha

Make someone realise they’ve been robbed but let the rogue escape. Then,,, that someone is the only person who can get them out of jail hehehehe

That friendly npc™️ is blamed for their crimes and are carted off to jail forever and there’s a heartbreaking ‘but I trusted you’ scene

ALTERNATIVELY the pcs don’t know and that npc just fades out,,, until they’re re-revealed as the big bad later on because ‘you left me to rot forever!’ “I didn’t even know!” ‘Exactly! You turned your back and never cared’

Kill em

Kill em all

Kill em all and tell them they can be clerics or dead

Seriously we need a healer NOT MORE ROGUES YOU IDIOT

[thejackofclubs]

After DMing my group of (relatively newbie) players ( barbarian, tinker, fighter and THREE ROGUES) I propose a new take on the murder hobo: rogue hobo. Where every. Single. Shopping. Trip ends with at least one player in prison, the phrase ‘I just take it’ is said every go and three simultaneous voices say ‘sneak attack’ in your dreams every night

[my-flowers-arent-growing]

[thejackofclubs]

We’re closer to each other now than ever, we can hold each other even when we’re countries apart and smile with our friends as some part of the world falls. We can be there for each other across any distance, so just because it’s new doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

[thejackofclubs]

Damn imagine someone putting ur post on insta or smth,,, like oh. That’s me. Got celebritied.

[thejackofclubs]

Since #2 changed his name by deed poll, #3 has been choosing what his new name is gon be. So far we got

Eric derek

Boom-boogles Johnson

John dunapee

Sneeples

[thejackofclubs]

Held a big ol’ toad today!! Gotta say it cured my depression lads!!

[thejackofclubs]

Here we go again starting from 0!!