noise dept.
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#extradirty
RMH
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Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jules of Nature
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@thejawsoffate
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is
there's an xkcd for that also
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that
Why must I be awake.
#another victim of the woke agenda
@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?
I wish it paid more
Honestly? Valid.
My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember” And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!” So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!
New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!
Finnished Hobbit Outfit
Sam and Frodo on the cliffs of Mount Doom c: They´re fine c: Sketch for a lino print I forgot to scan but I managed to print in two colors this time! Really fun but a bit messy
And here I was, trying to make a corset, thinking the sewing part would be the hard part, but noooo. Took me two hours to be able to print the pattern I bought properly because both my laptop and adobe have to be LITTLE FUCKING BITCHES ABOUT IT
Fml
Turns out the second hardest thing about making a corset/stay/bodice is attaching the biastape around those fucking corners
Anyway I think it's turning out quite nicely for my first ever try at this. Gotta go by some more synthetic whalebone today before i can finish the upper edges and properly attache the shoulderstraps buuut it's looking good so far
It is finished!!
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
And here I was, trying to make a corset, thinking the sewing part would be the hard part, but noooo. Took me two hours to be able to print the pattern I bought properly because both my laptop and adobe have to be LITTLE FUCKING BITCHES ABOUT IT
Fml
Turns out the second hardest thing about making a corset/stay/bodice is attaching the biastape around those fucking corners
Anyway I think it's turning out quite nicely for my first ever try at this. Gotta go by some more synthetic whalebone today before i can finish the upper edges and properly attache the shoulderstraps buuut it's looking good so far
And here I was, trying to make a corset, thinking the sewing part would be the hard part, but noooo. Took me two hours to be able to print the pattern I bought properly because both my laptop and adobe have to be LITTLE FUCKING BITCHES ABOUT IT
Fml
i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.
starting a collection
Every single one of these is working at a Renaissance Faire.
