the jonkler was my father, call me jonk

they/them, just a silly little dude

[krasnoarmeyets]

my job in the anarchist commune will be having the monopoly on the legitimate use of violence

[wolfythewitch]

My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[quendergeer]

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

[quendergeer]

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

[andlatitude]

“sshh, pay attention”

follow-up to this

at least one more on the way because I love to have fun

[thejonkler]

youre not allowed to hit pedestrians with your car anymore because of woke. thanks to mamdani's new york

[dogpuppy]

[lisqotch]

Olivier Mira Armstrong and Roy Mustang

[fullmetal-attorney]

more fma posting because i love this series dearly <33

(more: part 1, part 3)

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw

[pilot-doodles]

Apparently I started this flipnote 10 years ago. Which is crazy to think about. I decided to dust off my old friend (my red dsiXL) and try again from the ground up on this one.

[maezanilla]

Happy burn your house down day for my fellow Fullmetal Alchemist enjoyers ✨

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[ashenmind]

posts need fluid indicators

like, “the user was bleeding/crying/dribbling a little bit while writing this”

[ashenmind]

I totally remembered making this post and didn’t get scared by this notification at all

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

[cmattgamerguy]

Oh god oh no oh fuck what have I done I’m scared

[the-muppet-joker]

I can see you through the screen. You look like a Homosexual

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[dogpuppy]