the jonkler was my father, call me jonk

they/them, just a silly little dude

[strange-aeons]

im pregnant with my eggs i need 7 names asap im gonna lay themsoon

1. Quintillion

2. Thaddeus

3. Vlad

4. Painless

5. Mikey Pepperoni

6. Asbestos

7. The Skull

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[psyduckz]

[thejonkler]

my hobbies include: considering my circumstances, evaluation my options, and pondering my situation

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

my job in the anarchist commune will be having the monopoly on the legitimate use of violence

[wolfythewitch]

My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[quendergeer]

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

[quendergeer]

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

[andlatitude]

“sshh, pay attention”

follow-up to this

at least one more on the way because I love to have fun

[thejonkler]

youre not allowed to hit pedestrians with your car anymore because of woke. thanks to mamdani's new york

[dogpuppy]

[lisqotch]

Olivier Mira Armstrong and Roy Mustang

[fullmetal-attorney]

more fma posting because i love this series dearly <33

(more: part 1, part 3)

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw

[pilot-doodles]

Apparently I started this flipnote 10 years ago. Which is crazy to think about. I decided to dust off my old friend (my red dsiXL) and try again from the ground up on this one.

[maezanilla]

Happy burn your house down day for my fellow Fullmetal Alchemist enjoyers ✨

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)