The Jupiter Boys

(a podcast) The Jupiter Boys consists of two brothers getting together each week to have unplanned and unscripted talks. We have stupid conversations so you don’t have to.

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Welcome back to another episode of your most, least, worst, favourite podcast. 

Quinn wants to do a bunch of rapid rathers. Then Jim wants to talk about giving up certain sensory stimuli for other sensory stimuli. It's STIMULATING BITCHES.

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Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes, life gives you a gentle kiss on the bottom. Pucker back.

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First, Quinn wants to talk about whether Dogs or Cats are truly superior. And since he's been a lifelong dog owner/lover, it's a shit show right off the bat. Then, Jim wants to talk about the strange appeal of motorsports. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A new, squirming pimple is just going to distract from your redness.

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Welcome back to another edition of the universe's least influential show: The Jupiter Boys.

First, Quinn wants to destroy some old school traditional etiquette. It doesn't go super well.  

Then, Jim wants to force Quinn to listen to some ASMR, featuring:

ASMR Glow - ASMR Intense Ear Relaxation 2 (Layered sounds, Scalp massage, wet mouth sounds, mic scratching)

Karuna Satori - ASMR UNINTELLIGIBLE | Magic Makeup Role Play

FrivolousFox ASMR - ASMR | 2LB LOLLIPOP LICKING

Ephemeral Rift - A Meal with a Friend (ASMR)

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The magic hides behind the rosebush. 

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In this one, Jim wants to talk about shooting your shot with someone in the service industry (and how those servers can defend those shots). Then, Quinn wants to talk about how wearable tech is being squandered. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: You'll be dead someday, so get quilting. 

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Welcome back. This one's a hell of an episode.

First, Jim wants to give handjobs their due and take blowjobs down a notch. Then, Quinn has sourced some Salt and Vinegar Crickets, so guess what! The boys are eating bugs again.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sing until your toes itch.

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Oh boy we're excited that Mike Fallek from the Hackthought podcast is still with us. It's an unprecedented double appearance and boy howdy we had fun. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about pulling a Freaky Friday on members of disparate social classes and moral standings. Then, Jim wants to pretentiously ask Mike about ART.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: May your love soar on the wings of farts.

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One of our favourite people is back to expand our minds with some rapid rather. Settle in for a bumpy ride, folks. 

Mike Fallek is half of the Hackthought Podcast and you should check them out ASAP.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Why is there no dog-flavoured yogurt?

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Howdy Jupiturds, and welcome to the Internet's shittiest podcast.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the intense anxiety he feels when he travels and wonders if there's anything that can be done to abate it. Then, Jim wants to talk about taking advertising and making it absolutely awful for everyone.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, talk to a lawyer or at least a bird expert.

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Hey folks, welcome and mind the gap.

On this week's episode, Jim wants to sexy up the classic game show Jeopardy, and Quinn wants to spit some mad haiku. Get yourself ready for this one. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Wings of snot are sticky and not fun.

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There's double alliteration!! 

That's how you know this one is going to be a piece of shit.

First, Jim wants to talk about how haircuts are weird and uncomfortable and we should make them better.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about the history of movie soundtracks and then he wants to rate em. AS YOU DO. 

We buried the lede because we also extend a very important invitation to Derf and Deets. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When one finger wiggles, the whole face cries.

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This one's the Doctor Who one. First, Quinn talks about companions. Then, Jim talks about time banging and also how he got too drunk this one time. Listen to this. It is your destiny.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The whispering moonlight skips along the breaded path.

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Hey everybody, how's your mothers? 

On this episode, it's another one where the title doesn't really match the subject. First, Quinn, inspired by a documentary about the Fyre Festival, wants to talk about the ideal music festival.

Then, Jim wants to talk about how he's working from home now and the boys brainstorm some ways to deal with this new reality.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: That place you put your boogers will be discovered one day. Beware.

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Well childrens, the Jupiter Boys are back again to turn those little frowns upside down. By surgery, if necessary. 

Also, the Hot Slice of Boys tour bus is rolling again, and the boys are busy in the studio working on their second, really shitty album. Listen in, won't you?

Then, Jim wants to talk about the beauty of a clubhouse and the superiority that comes from exclusivity. But really, he just wants to talk about clubhouses, especially that weird one from Stephen King's It, that's really just a hole in the ground. And also why the fuck there's a 7-person gangbang amongst 11-year-olds that just doesn't make any fucking sense and is deeply disturbing. He could have thrown like 100,000 different ideas in there that didn't involve underage boys running a train on an underage girl. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

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Welcome back Jupiturds. Sorry about the absence last week; my computer blew up. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about some badass women by plagiarizing a web article about them.  Then, Jim wants to talk about the ultimate way to escape your stress and max your relax. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

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Hey y'all, in this week's episode, Jim wants to talk about the scariest movie robots, and then he wants to come up with his own. 

Then, Quinn talks about the finer points of graffiti-ing in an Earth-conscious way. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

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Welcome, the episode is about making yourself hot by making those around you uglier by contrast. Also, Quinn rambles for a bit about subplots in shows and basically just spoils a bunch of 'em. You're welcome. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Email us at [email protected] Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

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Hey everybody! We hope your KirstenDunstmas was as beautiful as the lady herself. 

As a second special gift to you, please enjoy the first episode of our brand new podcast, Dave Franco's Dream Boys. Go subscribe now!

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Welcome, Dream Boys young and old; male, female and other. Welcome to Dave Franco's Dream Boys, the internet's premiere Dave Franco fancast.

On this very first episode, we review Dave Franco's first credited role according to iMDB: Benjamin Bainsworth in Season 10, Episode 17 of 7th Heaven: Highway to Cell.

The episode revolves around the Camden's all getting their own cell phones, which was apparently a novelty when the show aired in 2006.  Now that she's fully connected to the outside world, Ruthie Camden is able to receive an impromptu phone call from the mysterious Benjamin.

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Contact us: [email protected] Website: davefrancodreamboys.com Twitter: @dfdbpod Facebook: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Merch Store: davefrancosdreamboys.com/store

We're a proud member of WHADOLFISHARK Media, and if your podcast is awesome, you can be too.