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but i wanna have FUN! i wanna get HIGH! i wanna get DRUNK! i wanna do DRUGS! i wanna make LOVE! i wanna get FUCKED!

SHOURTNEY SOULMATISM IS REAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

makesomenoise

🎶 Watch them wiggle and watch them work! 🎶

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch new Make Some Noise now:

Ben, Lisa, and Colton antagonize Sam Reich for 42 minutes. Content Warning: Emetophobia (Mimicking regurgitation) - [33:29-33:39] Comedic

aslongasitsblack

everything about heated rivalry is funnier when you remember they are basically at work the whole time

finding out your gay situationship is fucking a movie star. at work

guy starts jerking off in front of you. at work

reuniting with said gay situationship in tampa, florida. at work

being asked how many times you can cum in an hour. at work

lizzylolz

you can’t just leave this in the tags 😂

effemar

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

reunitedinterlude

phil: i pulled something called the Knight of Wands about six months before i met dan, which said i was gonna be greeted by a man, an energetic warrior who is quick to love or hate, and it's you!

alessiathepirate

🕯writer's block be gone🕯

hollanov-ann

I don't want you to think he is weak, He isn't. He's so funny and beautiful. He is so sad. And his dad was so hard on him I don't want you to think she was weak, she wasn't, she was so funny and beautiful, she was so sad, and my dad was so hard on her

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I wish all my writers a happy new year. May all your stories finally be written, sentences be completed, emotions be evoked with beautifully crafted words, readers be moved to tears, the urge to create be satisfied.