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hallucin8

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

lo-kaia

Thanks I hate it

fifty-shadesofgay

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

ruffboi-mags

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

taviacw

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

nokappa

tag yourself Story of Seasons bachelor edition 😊

mimiblargh

what is up lovely ppl!! tumblr bugs for me from time to time, which explains why i don’t post as often as i should lol (shoutout to everyone who still sticks around anyways ilyall)

I hope everyone had fun with trio of towns! It’s definitely one of my favorite entry in the series!

Zelda: Lady Urbosa... how do I begin to explain Lady Urbosa?

Link: Lady Urbosa is flawless.

Mipha: I hear her hair's insured for 10,000 rupees.

King Rhoam: I hear she does sword commercials...in Goron City.

Daruk: One time she met Midna of the Twili in Hyrule Castle...

Mipha: And she told her she was pretty.

Revali: One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome.

all-hail-trudos

Urbosa is a walking, talking, breathing hair commercial, makeup commercial, and protein powder commercial all at the same time. She could flip a motherfucking tank without breaking a sweat and look absolutely Gorgeous while she’s doing it. Her muscle tone and definition could put a lot of guys to shame. And she looks like she puts as much time and attention into her hair and appearance as she does working out.

tl;dr She’s living proof that beautiful women can absolutely have killer abs. And. It’s. AWESOME.