The Light in the Darkness

The Light of All Worlds, The Key To All Kingdoms.

[bluehairedspidey]

[new-clown-in-town]

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

[dedenjoe]

[dedenjoe]

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

[loplins]

Half-Life is so fucking funny. You have the WORST day at work and decide to go completely apeshit. Then it turns out you are so spectacularly good at going apeshit that it becomes your new job.

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

when no one is noticing how cute you are

[androginking]

Back in my day, you couldn’t SKIP video game cutscenes. You want to know how many times I fucking heard Tarzan say “hee hee hoo hoo hah NOT CLAYTON”

[abstractlyrapacious]

in the spirit of Halloween, here’s an appreciation post for wolves with pumpkins

[trickstqrs]

I’d like to think Joker sends Futaba updates and she fangirls every time 

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[chickenfarmersan]

[caffeinetheory]

@vivianvexing

[ampervadasz]

[fentanyan]

hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank range hope you enjoy

[motherfucker-unlimited]

This is the only image

[evipineschi]

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

[evipineschi]

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached

[yespandaislove]

She’s still thinking about that dog

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

The elements?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

[brent-geckbat]

@daxratchet

[transjemder]

man: “have you not figured out that youve already been captured?”

frog:

frog: