Untitled and staying that way

[yamada-ryo]

I found the nefarious anglerfish...

[holdiethemoldie-deactivated2025]

oh my god how are we ignoring this

[moonkitty]

oh my god????

[teathattast]

love how celebrities on tumblr are cats

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

[mariacallous]

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

[sith-shenanigans]

[crystalshard]

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

[jewishevelinebaker]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

I fucked up

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“Samurai Jack is back, but this time for grown ups”

yo remember episode II when talking dogs got crucified 

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Im literally addicted to taking the jobs away from artists who would otherwise creating dozens of newborn puppy eyes closed on its back wearing an armani suit, smoking cuban cigar and holding glass of bourbon images by using dall e

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[klapollo]

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

[intolunarorbit]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

Brazil has nearly 60,000 murders — here’s a map to put that number in perspective

Brazil had as many homicides as all the blue countries combined (interactive version) You’re probably aware that Brazil is a dangerous place […]

[thecynincspensieve]

But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏼🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[blitzkriegfritz]

This is Not an award show 😂

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝🏼

[reactionimagesdaily]

[non-existent-1895]

Target audience

[girlnephew]

[dash-n-step]

ah yes, what every children's animated series needs

Homestuck references

edit: yes, this was confirmed to be real and on purpose by the previous Lead Art Director on Bluey

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it