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borhap boys, hcs, and fic. AO3 is killerqueenie

[amyw1nehouse]

american historical films be like

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]

[shuouichi]

OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION

[adhdandcomics]

u ever think about how messed up it is that a lotta common traits and mannerisms of neurodivergent folk are ingrained in our culture as things that are rude or suspicious or even outright creepy? like sometimes i rock back and forth to fidget in just a nice wiggly way and all i can think of is “wow i probably look like a freaky person in a horror movie”, or when i talk ive noticed i often avoid eye contact which i’ve been told is rude my Entire life when it’s really just me feeling extremely invasive staring into peoples eyes all the time, and it’s just like, we gotta deal with the stigma everyone puts on us just Existin out here

[borhaprogerina]

You’re a legend, Fred.

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[beethoevennn]

chaotic™️ joe (part 2)

(part 1)

[imthetree-yourethecar]

Raise your hand if you, too, love Joe Mazzello absolutely, completely, wholeheartedly, and with every fibre of your being

[sleeping-satan]

ADHD: Throws shit everywhere, room becomes messy within at least two days of cleaning it

ADHD: Now I can't focus because everything is everywhere

[consultingfujoshi]

ADHD: I can't motivate myself to clean it up either so I guess I just live like this now

[a-ball-of-anxieties]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ladyfogg]

Um, I'm sorry but why didn't anyone tell me Joe looks like a fucking snacc in First Kiss???

[thekillerqueenie]

Joe is a snacc in all his films since 2004 where have you been?

[softboyuris]

Ever just want to watch fanfiction

[thekillerqueenie]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2 is up! This fic is sort of finished, as in, chapter 2 will close the story, but not the universe! 

However! I am working on fics on my main account so it might be awhile before I get back to these boys. Thanks for your support!

[iangallagherz]

me every time mike wheeler opens his mouth

[zeldaspeaks]

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

[jumpingjacktrash]

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

[spoonie-living]

Don’t let the adorable name fool you—this is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!

[flavoracle]

Reblogging to save my fellow ADHD peeps from the Sisyphusian curse of cleaning with no focus.

[morganalefays]

y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!

me, a northener: 

[yukiranine]

me, a southerner:

[cruebaby]

Can’t believe queen invented short shorts 😩

[im-inlovewithmycar]

THOSE LEGS HAVE TO BREATHE

[dracoladon-former]

brian may walked so chrissy teigen could run

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

[me93]

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end