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🌻Just a mess and not even a hot one🌻

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[my-dailydreams]

[dyketennant]

twin peaks is unreal. agent cooper will say something absolutely off the fucking cuff like “now, this is very important: in my dream last night, there was a man with three glasses of water, and when one of the glasses of water broke, the water didn’t spill, it just stayed there, stuck in midair. that’s how i know james couldn’t have done it. now, this is something that’s been really troubling me: at the end of the dream he gave me a slice of rhubarb pie, and man, have i been craving it all morning since! do you know where in town i could get something like that?” and meanwhile sherrif truman is literally twirling his hair and kicking his feet like “teehee whatever you say dale! 🥰 you always have the best ideas <333”

[deer-ash]

hello world my new trucoopfield edit

[thektanator]

So I've started watching twin peaks

[kebriones]

Sisyphus has to go to the supermarket once again.

[orangeretriever]

[weiwei-uplink]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[thedeadtravelfast]

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[speciesofleastconcern]

[garbagequeer]

you really do have to hand it to bridgerton sometimes

[imdatingurdad]

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

[rongzhi]

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[oryunart]

Hikaru’s last wish @oryunart