I fucking warned you, dude. I told you, bro

she/her, 23, Melbourne. y'all want a beta reader? I'm here! For the low low price of dem feels

[thecryptidcemetery]

if you marry me, would you bury me?

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x07 || 3x13

[54prowl]

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[ltwilliammowett]

This video depicts a moment that is nearly impossible to observe: a sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid clenched between its teeth. These predators hunt at depths exceeding 800 meters, where light does not penetrate, and only biosonar directs the pursuit. Consequently, clear surface images are exceedingly rare.

🎬: @lud_adventure

[strawbeary-moonlight]

This is, factually, the first footage of this that we have ever gotten. This has never been observed by a human being before in recorded history. The only reason we knew these whales ate those squids before was the beaks of the squids found in the stomachs of dead whales, and the battle scars on whales consistent with fighting giant squids.

My favorite thing about this clip is that, in the original uncropped footage, you can see her calf is right beside her, ascending from the depths along with her. Whale calves don't dive until they're taught by their mothers. It is very likely that this footage is of a mother whale teaching her calf to hunt on one of its very first dives.

When I saw this footage for the first time, I cried a little tbh.

[isaacsapphire]

Arising from the inky depths with a delicious giant squid snack… with mama.

[marskiiii]

IM FINALLY DONE! R U PROUD OF ME! I FINISHED A FULL ILLUSTRATION FOR ONCE!

[doctoralhashimi]

"I need a fic about this!"

but have you commented on an existing fic today? have you left guest kudos today on that fic you've already kudos-ed before but can't stop coming back to? have you shared a writer's post today?

have you supported your writers today such that they feel encouraged enough to write the fic you are asking for tomorrow?

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[dxctorwhx]

this magnificent artist ... @sunnnliwx is their @ on most things I believe . please show your support because this is absolutely beautiful .

[turnipoddity]

me saying to myself “ok we’ll just do this nsfw comic short” and it ended up being 5-6 pages again

[turnipoddity]

a little wip sneak peek for all yall

[not-psychotic]

— from Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

[vampyrcannibal]

how to fish a cannibal for dummies

[mushbuzz-do-not-repost]

"You're disturbing me, Hannibal."

[avid-consumer-of-humanity]

There are some beautiful and complex scenes in Hannibal that i think about weekly, but only one scene that truly sticks to me and i quote it and think about daily is when Alana is pointing a gun at Hannibal and asks where Jack is. And this man, this little evil gay man has the audacity to whisper 'In the pantry' with such cuntynes it almost made me forget the weight of this moment. And i will forever think about it.

[oglegost-deactivated20260428]

"matthew brown" this "matthew brown" that and its all about how queer he is or his intentions blah blah blah and YEAH, but also.

everything he does is SO... so theater kid.... like he was definitely in school plays and got really into it. this hand motion was more sick in the head than what he did to hannibal.

[homunculus-argument]

You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?

I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.

Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.