I’m sort of a cosmic gumbo ✨

[liberalsarecool]

Until bankers go to prison, the bailouts will get bigger and bigger.

[todaysbird]

this male northern cardinal is a bright yellow instead of the species’ typical red. this bird was spotted by amateur birdwatcher jeremiah vreeland in port st lucie, florida. this bird shows an example of xanthochromism, where a typically red pigment is muted and displays as yellow. it’s believed that this extremely rare mutation has very low odds, and this cardinal is probably one of less than 10-15 individuals on the planet with this appearance.

[theladyoftheshadows]

Dude found an extremely rare bird and you’re calling him an amateur?? This is insulting.

[theladyoftheshadows]

“Oh, I suppose all men of intelligence know how fragile such things as Law and Justice and Civilization really are, but it’s not a thing they think of willingly, because it disturbs one’s rest and plays hob with one’s appetite.”

- Anders Penya

The Eyes of the Dragon, Stephen King

[wonderful-emoji]

[aletheyass]

you become a bit dumber when you’re on your period because your brain is too busy fantasizing about reaching into your body and ripping out your uterus with your bare hands follow for more science facts

[theladyoftheshadows]

Trust me I’m a nurse

[cewn]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH LAWD SHE DANCIN’

[rerumtechnologies]

Thank you to everyone at St Pete Pride for helping me get this together!

Keep reading

[theladyoftheshadows]

Look carefully and you will find me 😯

[cafeandracers]

The Land (Virginia 2018)

[theladyoftheshadows]

[theladyoftheshadows]

“Put not your trust in the princes of this world, for they will frig thee up and so shalt their governments, even unto the end of the earth.”

“You had to trust yourself, he continued, and let the princes of this world get along as best they could with the people who had elected them. Most times that wasn’t very well, but that was okay; they deserved each other.”

The Stand - Stephen King

[theladyoftheshadows]

[theladyoftheshadows]

“When asked, “How do you write?” I invariably answer, “One word at a time,” and the answer is invariably dismissed. But that is all it is. It sounds too simple to be true, but consider the Great Wall of China, if you will: one stone at a time, man. That’s all. One stone at a time. But I’ve read you can see that motherfucker from space without a telescope.”

-Stephen King

[theladyoftheshadows]

It even rhymes.

[theladyoftheshadows]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

[fuks]

[legalmexican]

Me 40 years from now tbh

[coughloop]

my waitress was pouring me more coffee and she said “sorry there such tiny cups” and I accidentally said “they sure are handsome little boys” and she just looked at me and walked away I don’t think I’m going to be able to look her in the eye for the rest of the meal or ever come back here again