[gracieabramss-deactivated202305]

mad woman is like “your wife probably knows you’re a cheater” and vigilante shit is like “i told her and then we fucked btw”

[gaylorsoftwitter]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

[onthedrivedown]

hoax l taylor swift

[karolpilberg]

Dickinson (2019-)

[gaylorsoftwitter]

[iwanthermidnightz]

OH MY GOD THE VELVET SUIT!

[tswiftsedits]

Taylor Swift attends the “All Too Well” New York Premiere on November 12, 2021 in New York City.(Source: Dimitrios Kambouris./Getty Images North America)

[jumpthensfall]

BITCH ME TOO

[hashbrownswift]

they’re not wrong

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath

[toastbutteregg]

[alltoooooowell]

[moononastring]

Both Taylor and Adele in November???

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

#ICONIC™

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[marzipanandminutiae]

nothing makes me want to abandon my life and start again in a forest in Romania like old white men who think they’re funny/clever/witty and have decided to make that a retail worker’s problem

[johnnyrico]

[perestroika-hilton]

Hot girl summer