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[stimman3000]

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[rainbowdogma]

roomba.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

he monch

[phantoms-lair]

@arthurtristankingsmen

[iamnevertheone]

[ravenclawslibrary-deactivated20]

You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[harrypottersource]

Perhaps you could give us the last Unforgivable Curse, Miss Granger.

[afairfight]

Hasan Minhaj feat. “Okay, but Tan, I’ll look like _____” +

[castiels-tight-grip]

[14x07]

[teesadutta]

1.7.15

Hasan Minhaj speaks with Lloyd Pendleton, director of the Homeless Task Force.

“We have reduced our chronic homeless count by 72% since 2005.”

[occasionalrpmemes]

Things Said/Heard During Finals Week

“I’m teaching myself French in one night. It’s going great.”

“Want some Raisinettes?”

“Let my people go…”

“I love the book on your head.”

“It’s an aesthetic. The cigarettes, the Raisinettes… it’s solid.”

“Oh, thank god, I found a banana in my pocket.”

“It’s… it’s less phlegmy than that. More sensual.”

“That’s a fucking… bird.”

“REAL RECOGNIZES REAL”

“Oh, I’m paying for my sins. We all are.”

“Nothing matters any more. Do you want ice cream?”

“It’ll all be alright in the end. Depending on how you define ‘alright’ and how you define ‘end.’”

“I haven’t slept all night, I’m vibrating slightly but constantly, and I’m pretty sure I just tasted god. How are you doing?”

“A note to people writing last-minute papers: caps lock might seem like it’s your friend. It isn’t.”

“Chicago-style citations means we don’t put any ketchup on the bibliography page, right?”

“The good news is that GPA is actually pretty insignificant in the face of all of our inevitable deaths, so…”

“God, I wish I had the core strength to consider stripping as a fallback.”

“Lifehack: Sleep when you’re dead. We’re all dead inside already. So sleep whenever.”

“I haven’t seen the world outside the library in so long.”

“It’s like the song says, you know? There’ll be peace when you are done.”

[queenstravelingdarling]

What the western world is doing to Africa.

[dearcinnamon]

Her name is Mallence Bart Williams.

Y'all need to start giving Black and African women intellectual credit for their work. Not doing so is also a tactic of violent capitalism and patriarchy.

[nbcthegoodplace]

the mood this weekend:

[maounosekai]

Here’s to Netflix’s Marvel series

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[third-nature]

[plannedparenthood]

At Planned Parenthood, we believe reproductive health care IS health care — and that health care is a human right. Everyone deserves health care that’s free of shame, stigma, or judgment. 

[chemicalkin]

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

[blvnk-art]

Golden Trio

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

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anything

Here are some more that I like:

[mayorfuu]

[scoobydoos]

The X-Files, Pilot (1993) According to Chris Carter, the first time that Mulder fell for Scully was when she came in his office for the first time and the first time she did it was when they talked by the phone at the end of the episode. It’s something remarkable coming from him, since he is not known by his shipper feeling with Mulder and Scully.