Perry's Pretty Pathetic Postmodern Platitudes

Not a tumblr user yet, but working on it!

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[thelastryan]

Bonus points very much awarded

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nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

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DM: “Our ranger no longer needs a heart. His liver does what his heart used to do, only now it’s circulating alcohol through his veins instead of blood.”

[thelastryan]

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Make like George Lucas - A Haiku

I can’t understand, Why you would stop making them… Make TopHatGuy 5.

[thelastryan]

Bernie Sanders be like

[thelastryan]

The future under Trump.

[thelastryan]

Trump, should he win the election.

[thelastryan]

Trump now.

[thelastryan]

Trump on Mexico.

[thelastryan]

Trump at the beginning of the election.

[thelastryan]

[thelastryan]

Thanks, SwiftKey.

[thelastryan]

All of the pig references from Charlie Brooker’s 2015 Wipe.

[fakescience]

Keep Germs At Bay

[thelastryan]

Since 2011, we’ve been so clean.

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