Landlord update:
Our local councillor and our local MP have stepped up their Looking Like They Give A Fuck act into High Gear and are ... having a meeting to discuss the situation. I would do a sarcastic slow clap but unfortunately in one hand I have a rent tribunal form and in the other hand I have my phone where my neighbour has rung me crying because he's being evicted and he's really scared he and his disabled husband and their elderly cat won't be able to find a place that accommodates their needs.
If there was ever a time for some big dick energy from the renters union this is it ngl
We're starting to draw the attention of local campaigners because local campaigners are like stray cats and this estate is the biggest milk spill in Southwark history. We may soon be in touch with national press if things go well as it is absolutely farcical how slow the Labour council has been in responding to Evil McCrimeGuy the landlord who loves doing obvious crimes so we're going to have to shame the council into getting a sense of urgency
I've arranged another meeting coming up this week where we will officially form the TRA and send the collective grievance letter to these dipshit landlords and give them exactly one chance to back off and start negotiating with us or enter the rake dimension where everywhere you step it's infinite rakes. I cannot stress how much I will go ahabmode on these motherfuckers if they do not stop terrorising my neighbours. This week the nice lesbian nurse and her tiny stoner butch moved out because they can't handle the stress and a deep dark flame has ignited inside me which can only be extinguished by landlords pleading for mercy
Today one of my neighbours said if they were the king of england they would reopen the tower London and have our landlords strung up in it and I'm like babes that's not the king that's chairman Mao. You're describing how good it would feel to be Chairman Mao
