What's this?!

[jimavskum]

We’re gonna remember you, space cowboy

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bashar-al-assad-shocktroops-dea]

I agree with this tbh but most of lefties want to make guns illegal. How are u gonna kill rich people and cops without guns you silly bastards? Uh

[emogodmatthew]

bricks

[gajboy-deactivated20190929]

bows

[certainkindofsurgeon]

SABERS

[sea-anon]

Guillotine

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Poison

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Axes

[toaster-120]

S W O R D S

[artisticvamps]

Crossbow

[adventurous-blob]

Our bare hands!! :3

[julie-ghouls]

dark magic

[feministism]

[my-chemical-angel]

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

[phantomrose96]

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.

Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

[phantomrose96]

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

[fandomsandfeminism]

Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

[cranberrybogmummy]

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yes.

[caosdth]

Why shouldn’t their be billionaires? That makes no sense.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm.  That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and  it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.  

Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point  is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation aren’t even feasible. 

[aflawedmind]

The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. What’s the point of starting a business if you can’t become wealthy?

[fandomsandfeminism]

There is a very real difference between “reasonably wealthy” and A BILLIONAIRE

[twodotsknowwhy]

No one is saying you shouldn’t have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.

[whenandwhereienter]

I’ll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think it’s because they can’t actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Seriously.

Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.

It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Keep in mind then, that if you got paid $1000 an hour, 10 hours a day, five days a week, every week, all year, it would still take over 400 years to make a billion.

You want to make one billion in a human lifetime? If you made $10,000 an HOUR, 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week, all year, it would take you 41 years to hit a billion.

(And that’s not counting, ya know, money you spend to stay alive on food or rent or anything. )

Jeff Bezos currently has 140 billion dollars.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[fuckyesmichaelbjordan]

I mean…

[systlin]

Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???

You fools. I’ll bring dinner. 

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

KEEP IT AT 4 HOURS YOU COWARDS

[lizziestrongauthor]

I have all the extended editions of LOTR and Hobbit, give me the 4 hours. it’ll be a nice change of pace.

[imagine-assembling-the-avengers]

I took the night off of work for this.  Give me all of it.

[creationofthesoul-deactivated20]

You think I won’t sit in a theater for four hours?

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[saucerkommand]

Spectacular art by the Prince of Cats, Ron Wimberly!

[cilly-murphy]

x

[thelegendofzubat]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

[bxnnytt]

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

[gala-xy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[genitalrepublicofsnooch]

Who did this

[fromthemotionpicture]

[dashofcreme]

[aiegelesswords]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[imsoshive]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[thetattedstoner]

[milkshaaake]

[weloveshortvideos]

[skyakafreckles]

This is way too funny

[yo-i-moved-blogs]

[minttellect]

this is what you see before you die

[fucklerobbyy]

[ifeel-tabul0us]

As a volleyball player, this is exactly how shit feels like

[looow-tus]

NEVER DIED SO BAD IN MY LIFE 😂😂

[lunarwithdra]

Legendary.

[tobio11]

I will never not reblog this

[onceland]

[turtletotem]

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

[agooduniverse]

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been  #that is the greatest line  #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie  #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge  #but will he get JUSTICE  #will he get ABSOLUTION  #will he get CATHARSIS  #those are the things we don’t know  #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)

[teenwitched-archive-deactivated]

also:

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

well now I’m crying

[breelandwalker]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[fairytaleofdust]

Best movie ever!