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@thelegitcasper
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
ao3 will be down for 15 hours tomorrow due to maintenance. I need you soldiers to stay strong, and not venture down treacherous roads (installing wattpad)
Waiting patiently (gnawing at the bars of my enclosure) for my wife (ao3) to return from war (scheduled maintenance shutdown which will be fixed within less than a day)
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
reblogging cause i hope im getting a raise soon
Dear gods please help me
Tumblr gods please I beg of you
James does sth impressive and Reg is extremely proud of him. Meanwhile…
Sirius: Where was this enthusiasm when i ran a half marathon
Regulus: Well I was half happy for you
I reckon that james and barty would dislike each other initially, but then they'd end up in a situation where everyone is talking about the dumb stuff they've both done. and they'd be like HEY we aren't so different, you and me. and then they'd be the most chaotic duo, suggesting the most unhinged things like getting matching hello kitty tattoos at 4am (which they did).
I have a hc that when they finished school Sirius just brought a whole floor of flats so they could all live together. And then when people started having kids he just brought a country manor and divided into three sections: Homosexuals, Children and The Boring
regulus black, remus lupin, and evan rosier are so gender it’s not even funny.
pre dating jegulus
regulus: *at a gryffindor party, dancing very closely with barty (its mostly platonic idk)*
james, on the other side of the room: *takes off his glasses*
sirius: what are you doing?
james: ive seen enough.
rip marlene mckinnon. you would've loved "Moxie" (2021) and Bikini Kill.
dumbledore is always painted to be this Great Guy. but what about when the troubled students need help? what does he do then? did he save regulus? draco? all the children who were forced to fight in a war that they didn't believe in? anyone except the famous and beloved harry potter? no, he did not.
so eddie plays master of puppets and then dies in the upside down AND YOURE TELLING ME HE DOESNT BECOME VECNAS PUPPET????
I just saw a text post about how ravenclaw never won the house cup bc they were doing chaotic things to feed their thirst for knowledge. and yeah, maybe that was true for the years between the marauders era and the golden era, BUT ID LIKE TO PROPOSE THAT RAVENCLAW'S LOSS IN THE MARAUDERS ERA WAS ATTRIBUTED TO BARTY CROUCH'S PERSONAL BRAND OF CHAOS.
15 points lost for "borrowing" ingredients from the potions classroom to make pepperup potions to sell to other students for 2 sickles each during exam season.
30 points for combining incendio and expelliarmus to stop a professor from reading the note he was passing to evan.
50 points for sneaking into the restricted section to write down a spell that he then used to make any snowmen built on hogwarts grounds sing dirty christmas songs at top volume.
100 points for putting bright blue hair dye in all the showers (except for ravenclaw) the night before a ravenclaw vs slytherin quidditch match that didn't wash out for a whole month.
150 points for enchanting the headmasters chair to look the same while having the consistency of slime, so when dumbledore sat down, the chair bounced him off and tried to launch him into the sun.
Wolfstar daughter: im never gonna get any taller :(
Remus: of course you will, we're a family of late bloomers
Wolfstar daughter: why does that matter? I'm adopted
Sirius: *loud gasp*
Sirius: oh my god
Sirius: who told you
Wolfstar daughter: *looking at her two gay dads*
