Poison Ivy: [rants] I just don't get what Harley even sees in him. Her ex is a sociopath, a total narcissist, and completely removed from reality. He's probably even a bit gay. Just look at how much he obsessed over Batman in the entirety of their relationship.
When is she gonna wake up and realize that she's been barking up the wrong tree, chasing a guy who can't give her two minutes of his undivided attention?
Kite Man: Uh, yeah, I'm totally with you there, babe. But, uh, can we not talk about Harley for once during sex? Maybe we can also make that a rule before sex? It's really putting a hamper on our pillow talk.
























