Mary Shelley Has The Fattest Brain

Jack | Capricorn | BI | 21 | UofSC |

[valtsv]

me when i'm with other people: i am loved 😌

as soon as i'm alone: but am i 😰

[puukkolesbo]

no emotional object permanence

[quotemadness]

“There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.”

— Robert Brault

[rodrickheffeley]

twitter is fun hehehehhe

[rodrickheffeley]

nvm im deleting

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Please PLEASE God please be a bot or a psyop.

[thelifeofbi]

I’m biphobic surprise

[westindianheaux]

when y’all said RuPaul was fracking i just thought it was new LGBT lingo

[madejdeactivated]

[barackobamas]

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[earthbending-idiot-deactivated2]

Knowledge =power

[kittiezandtittiez]

[uselesslesbian]

I’ve made a terrible mistake

[lifelessframes]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH ?

[rachminuit]

LOOK AT IT CRAWLING

[postlitany]

that last one is my during school 

[darkseid-of-the-moon]

[that-twink-over-there]

I am a cat and God is a young girl on a trampoline

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Can you believe 14 year old azula delivered the best line of any villain ever “don’t flatter yourself. You were never even a player” iconic

[fullmetalfisting]

Actually the best line of any villain ever was, “Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.” Also spoken by Azula, age 14.

[tridentgum-deactivated20201114]

ugh to be annabeth chase..... her mans fatal flaw is LOYALTY......... one in a million

[dreg-heap]

Anthony Hopkins in Thor wasn’t phoning it in I’ve seen him phone it in this was just him turning the ham up cause they told him he could be god and get paid a million dollars for it

Taika Waititi had to tell him he was too over the top could you imagine how hard he must have been going

[dreg-heap]

[wellntruly]

#tru bros never let you live down that time you told anthony hopkins #to tone it down [starlingshrike]

[geekandmisandry]

People say he was phoning it in? I thought he was hilarious, him pretending to be Loki pretending to be Odin was hilarious and I’ll never forget Anthony Hopkins putting down his wine goblet and muttering “shit” as he sees Thor and knows some jig is about to be up.

[dankmemes]

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[portmantheaux-deactivated202002]

bottoms should still send cock pics it’s important too

[chaoticallydanny]

tops should still send butt pics it’s important too

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

me: can i go to the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy