SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR ME.

I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression. I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes I Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Daily Speech And No One Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors. I Love Myself. One Day I Want To Overthrow God. MILLENNIALS FEAR ME. ZOOMERS WANT WHAT I HAVE. BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.

[thelightandtheway]

crash

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

[canadiandestroyers-deactivated2]

[avvocarlo]

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

[imadeletingmysocials]

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

[socpens]

no I lovie

[viktormaru]

A counterpart to this post

Its what he tells his papa when he makes good food

[cotgar]

The birthday boy 🎉🎉

[mariakono]

Yukari: ran? The picture, please

Ran: (sighs) (gets a paper and pen out her pouch) (dissociates and starts drawing horizontally like a printer) (she produces a “NO BITCHES?” Megamind picture) here you go lady

Yukari: awww thankies 💜 you’re a sweetheart (gets a hammer and nails out of a gap and nails down the megamind “NO BITCHES?” Picture on Reimu’s door)

Reimu:

Reimu: what?

[horrorofthebeast]

I dont care that ur cabinet is floatinf. No one cares. You have always done this sort of shit to impress people, well, its not workong on me. I think its fucking stupid.

[horrorofthebeast]

[cozy2000]

[k0nfette]

💎

[blazy-maze-cave]

I hate to have to ask again so soon but I am really, really struggling. :( I am still waiting on some commission money that I havent received yet and I’m just drowning.

I recently learned I have to move out for April 1. I’m overwhelmed with this task - mentally but also financially. I can’t afford a damage deposit on short notice like this (as a disabled person and artist with intermittent work, it takes me a while to “save”). disability only helps with your damage deposit once and I’ve already used up my one time. I don’t know if I’m going to get mine back from this place just because of the circumstances of my roommate/landlord too - I’m not even protected under the tenancy act bc I insisted on things being under the table for what were very valid reasons at the time but it’s coming back to bite me now.

I’m probably going to have to pay a pet deposit for my cat as well, wherever I end up (if I end up anywhere at all. I’m feeling very suicidal as my sense of stability is forcibly uprooted).

I’m literally just crying in bed because I dont know what to do. studios and 1bdr places are going for $700 - $1100 in my city when I only get $1125/mo from disability. I’m lucky to break $1300 (in total, with my disability benefits) in a month from commissions and whatever, and I cannot rely on that because its not consistent. I’ve spent my time flitting from place to place, plunging into the unknown with roommates, only to find myself in a worse situation than before. all my friends have their housing figured out, theres nobody for me to move with (except for my trauma survivor friend but she doesn’t have a job yet and I cant risk moving with her rn since I cant carry her financially) aside from strangers. i feel very lost and overwhelmed. if you can help ease the financial burden, that would help my peace of mind so, so much.

etransfer within Canada (autodeposit; no question/answer required): [email protected]

p_ypal

[nefepants]

The last time I tried asking for financial help on here the post got 10 notes, but I’m kind of desperate right now.

I’m almost $3,000 in debt to NYCHA. I lost my disability benefits, and because I have no income to put on file they decided to charge me the maximum amount for rent this month.

PLEASE help. I don’t want to get evicted and I don’t want to owe another 2,000 next month if they don’t actually decide to evict me for whatever reason.

Share this around. Send a dollar. Or just keep me in your thoughts. I’m so trapped.

-

https://ko-fi.com/nefepants http://paypal.me/nefepants

[eleneshpyaa]

ok last post got long but tl;dr while i was at the eye doctor yesterday (2/14) they found swelling in my eye and i got diagnosed with something called psuedotumor cerebri (basically a fake tumor) im gonna be just fine but i had to go to the ER to get a spinal tap to get it taken care of. also i got denied unemployment again. happy bhm to me i guess

paypal

ven/mo: wyrmblood

c@shapp: $hauteclaires

[eleneshpyaa]

im out of menstrual pads #help

[blazy-maze-cave]

I hate to have to ask again so soon but I am really, really struggling. :( I am still waiting on some commission money that I havent received yet and I'm just drowning.

I recently learned I have to move out for April 1. I'm overwhelmed with this task - mentally but also financially. I can't afford a damage deposit on short notice like this (as a disabled person and artist with intermittent work, it takes me a while to "save"). disability only helps with your damage deposit once and I've already used up my one time. I don't know if I'm going to get mine back from this place just because of the circumstances of my roommate/landlord too - I'm not even protected under the tenancy act bc I insisted on things being under the table for what were very valid reasons at the time but it's coming back to bite me now.

I'm probably going to have to pay a pet deposit for my cat as well, wherever I end up (if I end up anywhere at all. I'm feeling very suicidal as my sense of stability is forcibly uprooted).

I'm literally just crying in bed because I dont know what to do. studios and 1bdr places are going for $700 - $1100 in my city when I only get $1125/mo from disability. I'm lucky to break $1300 in a month from commissions and whatever, and I cannot rely on that because its not consistent. I've spent my time flitting from place to place, plunging into the unknown with roommates, only to find myself in a worse situation than before. all my friends have their housing figured out, theres nobody for me to move with (except for my trauma survivor friend but she doesn't have a job yet and I cant risk moving with her rn since I cant carry her financially) aside from strangers. i feel very lost and overwhelmed. if you can help ease the financial burden, that would help my peace of mind so, so much.

etransfer within Canada (autodeposit; no question/answer required): [email protected]

p_ypal

[gayrandalgraves]

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

[wegmans]

[wegmans]

buy weed from brown men with autism and a skin condition

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[simonalkenmayer]

How nice.

I’d like to draw your attention to the birds who fly through without any discrepancies.

Birds are time travelers.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

The fact that people would say “anyone who volunteer for Musk’s brain technology that maimed and killed monkeys in horrific ways deserves it” shows that y’all don’t base your ideology in any form of compassion

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Think for a single second one what groups have historically been used for dangerous “volunteer” scientific experiments. I assure you it’s not white fintech bros.

[cursmudgeon]

Remember that this is the guy whose family owned apartheid emerald mines and whose company is currently facing a lawsuit for running a segregated workforce where the portion of the factory that black workers have been relegated to is called “the plantation.”

[helianthushalo]

Pov ur about to go insane