The Pink Pilferer

Fanfic writer and inhabitant of horny jail - she/her, 30s, UK. (pfp and banner art by my beloved @infernaldaydreams)

[thelittlewolverine]

The Master List

Current Project:

We Had a Good Run (Didn’t We?) - a Baldur’s Gate fic series.

Part 1 - Fear Like a Flame (What’s Happening to Me?)

Four tieflings survive a nautiloid crash that will come to be infamous across the Heartlands, scattered across a beach. When they come together, their primary goal is to survive their so-called ocular occupants—but their promised healer is missing, and the shadows of their pasts are creeping ever closer.

[Nautiloid -> Emerald Grove, whole party, rated E for eventual smut]

A collaboration with my beloved friends @amasec @alittlelevity and @infernaldaydreams

For a comprehensive list of all other works to date for my fics, take a peek under the cut:

Warhammer 40K - Rogue Trader

Series

Duty bound to wander the expanse alone? - Heinrix x Fem Rogue Trader (Ottiline von Valancius)

The Weight of Desire

To wash away my sins

Communion in Commorragh

Dangerous Hands

One shots

Test My Worth in Blood - Marazhai x Fem Rogue Trader (Cecelia von Valancius) - mind the tags.

Long Fic

The Only Certainty in the Expanse - Solomorne x Fem Rogue Trader (Ruellia von Valancius) - ongoing

BG3

Long Fics

The Wizard's Muse - Gale x Tav (Calliope), Canon

The Vigilant Heart - Aradin x Adrielle (Rare pair), Post canon

Smut Series

The Ursine Professor - Halsin x Reader (fem), Modern AU

Advanced Ursine Studies

What can I do for you?

Date with a Polar Bear

The Gift

The Party

The Picnic

The Muse and The Zhent - Rugan x Tav (Calliope), these are backstory one shots, set before the events of The Wizard's Muse

An Initiation

Hate to Say I Told You So…

Hush

Dirty Stop Out

Crime and Punishment

The Banite Affair - Gortash x Reader (fem Durge), pre-Canon

At His Mercy

In My Domain

The Touch of Another (a M/M/F threesome with Rugan)

One Shots

Unbound - Oathbreaker Knight x Rugan x Tav (Ottilie), Canon

A Test of Faith - Brother Donnick x Reader (fem), Canon adjacent

To Steal the Heart of a Thief - Brem x Tav (Malvina) - Canon adjacent

Dragon Age: The Veilguard

Series

On The Nature of... - Emmrich x Fem Rook (Antivan Crow, Delphine de Riva)

…Cordial Relationships

…Patience

…Longing

…Homecomings

…Defiance

…Signature Moves

Fics

Sacrificial Flames - The Viper x Fem Rook (Shadow Dragon, Hestia Mercar)

[karmareleased]

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

[pissmamiii]

absolutely vile and downright foul

[mrspizzle]

and embarrassing tbh

[suede-self-titled-album-deactiv]

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

[thelittlewolverine]

hi my beautiful precious angel

Everyone stop what they’re doing my soul mate is baaaaaaaaack.

I’m off to frolic in the fields, run in the rain and drink tea with them.

[sammakesart]

[thollandss-deactivated20231215]

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

[kendymaycry]

i love playing barbies and imagination with the friends in my computer...............

[sketchblognko]

Companion Appreciation Post, part 2

🩶

[cheglok-art]

Kākāpō believes in you ☀

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[aurorarpresources]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[catchymemes]

[redstairs]

Marazhai hates summer

It's way too fucking hot. Good luck in the heatwave trenches to my fellow Europeans.

[amasec]

The Derelict and the Negligent / Chapter 4

Summary: Runa discovers a secret that the Interrogator has been harbouring his entire life.

🕯️ Read on Ao3 🕯️

These two are still on the Black Ship which means they're still having the most miserable time (Heinrix especially). One of my favourite hobbies is putting the blorbos through the meat grinder when real life gets difficult 🤠

snip snip below ↓

“Lie to me again, and I’ll be forced to come down there and check personally.”

A faint, breathless sound was returned over the comm—almost a laugh, cut short.

“My left arm is… compromised,” he admitted. “Possibly fractured. Several lacerations. Minor blood loss.”

“Minor,” she repeated flatly.

“Yes.”

Another groan cracked through the silent ship. Dust sifted from the ceiling. Runa began to move again, heels of solid steel clunking an apprehensive path along the earlier section of plasteel grating. He was alive, at least.

The corridor’s lumens flickered to the dead ship’s arrhythmic pulse. With each burst of pale light, more of the ship’s decay was revealed—melted cabling, flayed plating, a smear of something dark upon the wall that she could’ve sworn wasn’t there earlier.

“Any internal injuries?” she pressed.

“No.”

Too fast. Runa’s eyes narrowed.

“Heinrix.”

“I remain operational,” he cut in sharply.

A difficult pause hung between them. Then, softer, as if he hadn’t intended on such severity, “Runa.”

She tried not to think about how her name sounded in his voice, within this new quiet.

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️