I Am But 1/7th

I'm Nathan, 19, engineering student, violinist. I watch a lot of tv... I think that's everything. Here you shall find Doctor Who, Harry Potter, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, Wilfred, White Collar, Lord of the Rings, basically whatever happens to capture my rather short attention span. _gaq.push(['_setCustomVar', 1, 'IP', '', 1]); (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-57404423-1', 'tumblr.com'); ga('send', 'pageview', { 'dimension1': '' });

[obviouslyphelps]

Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

[roze-rabbit]

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

[thursday]

[funnywildlife]

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look at all those chickens

[gambreli-deactivated20180718]

Those are hippos you twat

[javierbardem]

Another Psych rewatch! - Episode 1x01 (Pilot). “I’m Shawn Spencer, the psychic.”.

[squidwird-deactivated20190417]

straight dudes be like

[jimkirks]

[theloneliestwhale]

get to know me meme: [5/5] favorite female characters → natasha romanoff

[mutablerising]

[saveallanimals-blog]

[megablaziken]

okay but did it need lightning

[bannxiii]

her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’

[wolfenguy-blog]

[thatguywhosecretlylikesmermaids]

The Discovery Channel office building during Shark Week

aw the shark is wearing a building costume

[lesbianshepard]

i still don’t understand the phrase “luck of the irish” because the luck of the irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

[grifterfiona]

[theavengers]

[theonion]

PROS

Lifts workers out of poverty to brink of poverty

One less thing to feel shitty about when leaving Chick-fil-A

Shorter lines at pawn shops

CONS

Workers will grow complacent and lazy if they can afford basic human needs

Still just as insulting that your boss pays you lowest amount he or she legally allowed to

Awkwardness of being served by cashiers wearing top hats and monocles

More. 

[ladaleda]

“What are you doing? Praying. To who? Anyone who’s listening.”

[queerspoons]

things that are okay:  - being upset over a character or storyline in a television show - expressing these feelings in a constructive, respectful way things that are not okay:  - spreading such rampant, repetitive hate throughout a fandom that individuals become so upset by the negativity that they are blacklisting not only characters and relationships, but the entirety of the show in an attempt to remove themselves from a negative environment

[dailyanimals]

[malekkleston-deactivated2014032]

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

[oohbuttocks]

can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.

these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’

[k4therin2]

And here, we can see the result of both the initial post, and subsequent reactions to the above comment on the initial post, which, mind you, specifically told people to not google image search said query.

Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood data analyst and mankind’s inherent inability to listen to directions.