I had a dream I had a son
and u just woke up and bailed on him 😔
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@loominss
I had a dream I had a son
and u just woke up and bailed on him 😔
Thanks, MSNBC
Oh lol *acquires lycanthropy*
A scientist actually wrote this.
and every day i am thankful that they did.
did y’all see the new frog species…
he… his name is Hyloscirtus hillisi! He’s from the Andes!
According to a study published in the journal ZooKeys, the amphibian has dark brown skin dotted with orange flecks and features a large and unusual claw-like structure protruding from the base of its thumb, known as a prepollex.
At present, it’s not clear what the purpose of this prepollex—which is essentially an undeveloped digit—could be. However, the team of researchers who discovered the frog—led by biologist Santiago Ron from Pontificia Universidad Católica del Ecuador—suggest it could be used to defend against predators, or wielded as a weapon to fight other individuals of the same species (for example, when males compete for mates).
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new friend
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NEW FROG! NEW FROG! NEW FROG! NEW FROG! NEW FROG! NEW FROG!
@stickyfrogs
I am ok with this.
one of your few good takes
John Wick is real.
fucking owned
I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?
I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies
do i look like a priest to you
the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
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Dude can I pat your cat? Sure
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