TheLonelyMeatball

Heidi/18/fab af/spontaneous crier

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

how does ABBA have so many bangers

[janeplease]

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the host greeting you at dennys is a cutscene and following them to a table is a quicktime event

[realest-asami-requiem]

what happens if you fail the QTE

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

trip and fall directly onto someone’s Grand Slam™ pancakes

[realest-asami-requiem]

does this trigger combat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

yes

[deejay]

[hewhobeards-deactivated20180418]

I’m tripping, thought they was about to sing mother lover

[mulaneysbutt]

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH

spooky scary

boys becoming men

men becoming wolves

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[babyanimalgifs]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[kitteninspaghetti]

[d-damien]

dadsona: wakey wakey eggs and bakey damien: im a vegetarian dadsona: dadsona: wakey wakey… vegetables

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[bob-belcher]

[timepunkspg-deactivated20180516]

the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.

[thyrell]

well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today

[videogamemomentsblog]

The transplant was a success!

[chefpyro]

[wlllow-deactivated20170319]

[mediumsizedboy]

Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend

[thelonelymeatball]

ideal winter date: you throw snowballs towards me. i punch all of them out of the air. it looks pretty cool and you're impressed

[legislacerator]

everyone on here thinks they r so insightful but honestly discourse peaked when cupsnake100 said “earth is a cup” and when asked for an explanation said “holds things”

you can’t argue with logic that sound. that’s mind blowing

[nxtome]

ryan reynolds and his daughter