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19863

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

pythiaproject

It’s called Love .

ianime0

Boku no Hero Academia | Autumn Reading

stimman3000

https://instagram.com/p/BfTQTwtn4zw/

adamsmasher

i’m… amazed

killerkewpies

fuck me up with this delicious rube goldberg nonsense

lordranandbeyond

Old, discolored human bone with several holes bored into it. A woman’s corpse in the Undead Settlement was found clutching this bone. Her name was Loretta.

Here’s the comic for October, featuring Dark Souls III’s Greirat! Please be sure to give your regards to @nick-foo for the lovely art and animation! You can also visit the Lordran & Beyond website to read the entire collection of comics so far!

If you like what you see, you can also check out the L&B Patreon to support the project! There are tons of great rewards for folks who pitch in, and more funding each month means more comics! Also, every dollar pledged goes straight to the artists!

thelonesage

わー

sodomymcscurvylegs

Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!

Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?

Game Developer:

ohnoproblems

now listen to me heretic, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to find the bastard working the counter and take their ear. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble sinner. you will perish under the darkmoon.

serenes-forest

Cloud Strife // wallpapers

feel free to use! ♡

jibadojo

すばらしいなヘビですね！バランスすごい!!!!

orochimartyr

This elapid(?) is so extra

acreaturecalledgreed

he’s very clever! he’s avoiding the bits of the fence that have nobs on them so he doesnt get hurt once he’s on the smoother upper wire he gets much less wiggly in his movements he’s very smart and i love him

demcronic

@noonesarts

@blasticheart

geekynerfherder

Cook & Becker, in partnership with From Software, are releasing a new collection of art prints featuring concept art from the video game, ‘Dark Souls III’.

Each is a limited edition, hand numbered, museum-grade giclee print available unframed or with a high-end finish or frame.

Go here to buy.

fire-is-her-water

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

merak-zoran

corvigae

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

fire-is-her-water

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

delsinsfire

Return the old Lords of Cinder to their thrones

kingnoct

Only in truth the lords will abandon their thrones and the Unkindled will rise Nameless accursed undead, Unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, That ash seeketh embers.

kittenwitchandthebadvibes

Using Tapping to Ease Anxiety

Tapping is an Emotional Freedom Technique that uses acupressure to help alleviate anxiety and stress. EFT gurus also suggest repeating particular mantras while tapping, or tapping particular areas to target specific worries, but just the tapping alone can help to calm you down, especially if you are sensitive to touch. Follow along and see if it works for you 💖