sammy

self-deprecating humor, bly manor & the good place. I am an aspie so ableists don’t interact

[transparenttown]

[felderwin]

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[violadvis]

THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020)

[straightboyfriend]

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe

[zoomerbro]

[clexa-supremacy]

long live by taylor swift (pt 1/2)

[wlfgrrl]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

i wonder what pop rocks feel like inside a wet coochie

[pettydavis]

demon go from whence you came

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

[yurimom]

the reason they dont sell caprisun by the gallon is the same reason god put a pit in the middle of mangoes....to keep us humble

[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[acecroft]

Theo & Trish in The Haunting of Hill House 1x01

[sleepgrifter]

whatever man... Im outta here

[bisexualgorgeous]

listen guys,,, watch bad movies, listen to songs that are catchy, eat the rich, it’s really that simple

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

[black-eye-friday]