Lord of The Pants

Zoe 21 USA, Allied Health Major at Uconn. I'm here for a good time, and with the right science it might be a long time but don't quote me on that.

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[constitutionalweasleymonarchy]

If AO3 had a slogan

[thelordofthepants]

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[meangirlnurse]

jews try and explain how intergenerational trauma works and functions in our families + communities and white gentiles r still like “so you get intergenerational trauma when anything bad has previously happened to any group of people like you??” 

[meangirlnurse]

like i don’t know how to get y’all to stop wrapping your head around how these kinds of numbers affect a marginalized group: 

[meangirlnurse]

a third of all Jews on the FACE OF THE EARTH died within a few years 

[meangirlnurse]

like there’s just such a comprehensive failure to understand or empathize with what exactly that means. how many communities were destroyed, how many families were destroyed, how our languages were destroyed because most of the speakers were murdered, how many children grew up in the wake of this trauma, what it’s like to try and parent in the aftermath of a genocide that kills a third of your people (two thirds of all european Jews!), what it’s like to have the spectre of this hung over your head every single day from childhood 

[black-nata]

what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?

[ruinedchildhood]

[thezartorialist]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[dankmemeuniversity]

[skylikethat]

James Dean and Paul Newman’s incredibly iconic sexual tension filled screen test for East of Eden.

[deactivated-1234-4321]

All these ugly straight people laugh when I tell them James Dean was queer 💅🏼

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I can’t believe this is the first Sean Cody video ever

[cocaineteas]

[baebyfaced]

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

[melodramaticslut]

I’m the girl

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

i love the bachelor

[surprisebitch]

absolutely me

[onlytwitterpics]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

whoa

[xeppeli]

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[myblackmare]

Lily hates the rain.

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

*rain noises* Horse:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dragonborn42]

IM FUCKING CRYING

[kny111]

hollywood be like “Africans”

[the-salamander-commander]

Thats not even an african themed movie like what.

[walkemdowncc]

where the fuck do u think egypt is located I’m jus curious